Thought of the Day
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Did the Worlds Greatest Proctologist start at the bottom – and stay there?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
This may be a bit cheeky, but surely the code for the seat of their hole-y wisdom can be cracked!
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Did the Worlds Greatest Proctologist start at the bottom – and stay there?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
He might have written it in his diar(hea)/(y)
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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We knew we could colon you to examine this.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Did the Worlds Greatest Proctologist start at the bottom – and stay there?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
A Proctologist goes into a bar, he orders two fingers of whiskey.
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A Proctologist goes into a bar, he orders two fingers of whiskey.
Stevie wonder walks into a bar. Ouch.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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Did the Worlds Greatest Proctologist start at the bottom – and stay there?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
He's got a finger up on the competition.
Technician 1. A person that fixes stuff you can't. 2. One who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge. JaxCoder.com
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Stevie wonder walks into a bar. Ouch.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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Did the Worlds Greatest Proctologist start at the bottom – and stay there?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
Is an MST (Master Science in Taxation) similar? This is a real degree and pays graduates well.
So many years of programming I have forgotten more languages than I know.
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Did the Worlds Greatest Proctologist start at the bottom – and stay there?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
What do proctologists and archers have in common? They both practice at the butts.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "What is this - some kind of a joke?"
This space for rent.
A woman walks into a bar. She asks the barman to give her one. So he does.
"I am cold" "You're in the fridge" "It's nice here..."
