Two lines of code I wrote today with a straight face (at least for a while)
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// terminate users \_Users\_Terminate();:-D
Software Zen:
delete this;my hubby used to work helldesk in college and he said he kept a paperclip around for rebooting the imacs and an icepick around for rebooting their users.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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An old C system I once worked on had a routine `abortOrphans()`. :laugh:
veni bibi saltavi
oh my.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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// terminate users \_Users\_Terminate();:-D
Software Zen:
delete this;Gary Wheeler wrote:
_Users_Terminate();
just don't let Sander catch you writing leading underscores in your method names. :-D
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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You'll be back, right?
cheers Chris Maunder
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that's going to be unpleasant for the garbage collection.
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How did you know this is a C#/WPF/.NET application? :omg:
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Gary Wheeler wrote:
_Users_Terminate();
just don't let Sander catch you writing leading underscores in your method names. :-D
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
honey the codewitch wrote:
writing leading underscores in your method names
I'm doing it consistently(*), as is the rest of my group, so it is therefore unassailably correct. (*) Our convention is that non-public values are named with a leading underscore.
Software Zen:
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my hubby used to work helldesk in college and he said he kept a paperclip around for rebooting the imacs and an icepick around for rebooting their users.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
honey the codewitch wrote:
an icepick around for rebooting their users
:laugh:
Software Zen:
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// terminate users \_Users\_Terminate();:-D
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:rolleyes:
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You'll be back, right?
cheers Chris Maunder
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An old C system I once worked on had a routine `abortOrphans()`. :laugh:
veni bibi saltavi
I think that is a paradox. Or does it require a pair of docs? :confused:
“The palest ink is better than the best memory.” - Chinese Proverb
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honey the codewitch wrote:
writing leading underscores in your method names
I'm doing it consistently(*), as is the rest of my group, so it is therefore unassailably correct. (*) Our convention is that non-public values are named with a leading underscore.
Software Zen:
delete this;You have my blessings on the underscore :D But why is there a comment that just puts the two words of the function name in a different order? :~ Why not change the function name to _Terminate_Users (or TerminateUsers if you want to do it right ;) ) so it's slightly more readable and ditch the comment?
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Gary Wheeler wrote:
_Users_Terminate();
just don't let Sander catch you writing leading underscores in your method names. :-D
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
I find the comment more problematic. But it's good that I instill fear in those that write code of dubious quality* :D * The quality of code shall be measured by braceless single line if statements, indentation, lack or abundance of white space, naming conventions and comments. Whether the code does what it should do is of secondary concern. Code written in Java shall be considered bad quality by default.
Best, Sander sanderrossel.com Continuous Integration, Delivery, and Deployment arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly
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honey the codewitch wrote:
writing leading underscores in your method names
I'm doing it consistently(*), as is the rest of my group, so it is therefore unassailably correct. (*) Our convention is that non-public values are named with a leading underscore.
Software Zen:
delete this;I do similar. Private members have leading underscores in my code. I was just yanking Sander's chain.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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I find the comment more problematic. But it's good that I instill fear in those that write code of dubious quality* :D * The quality of code shall be measured by braceless single line if statements, indentation, lack or abundance of white space, naming conventions and comments. Whether the code does what it should do is of secondary concern. Code written in Java shall be considered bad quality by default.
Best, Sander sanderrossel.com Continuous Integration, Delivery, and Deployment arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly
see, I used to care about that stuff. now it's (re other people's code) a) does the code do what it's supposed to? b) can i read it? i guess i've gotten good at b because i'm fine with just about whatever.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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my hubby used to work helldesk in college and he said he kept a paperclip around for rebooting the imacs and an icepick around for rebooting their users.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
honey the codewitch wrote:
icepick around for rebooting their users
Is that what they call a LART in your part of the world? :)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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honey the codewitch wrote:
icepick around for rebooting their users
Is that what they call a LART in your part of the world? :)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
something like that, yes.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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An old C system I once worked on had a routine `abortOrphans()`. :laugh:
veni bibi saltavi
According to democrats, that's okay (and it's called "full term abortions" now.).
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There's no such thing as a "line of code" in C-style languages.
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An old C system I once worked on had a routine `abortOrphans()`. :laugh:
veni bibi saltavi
