Are you still alive...

[Maximilien]

Still picking up the lost tokens on my token ring network.

I'd rather be phishing!

[OriginalGriff]

I think I have one of them - purple and shaped like a pentagram? Do you want it back?

"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

[OriginalGriff]

I'm sorry, but no-one is available to take your post at the moment. Please leave your email and bank card PIN after the tone ... <Beep>

"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

[glennPattonWork3]

Right, that's good, um do you need my details I was under the impression they were available after my Amazon incident...

[Lost User]

We are sorry but all our agents are busy at the moment. Your call is totally unimportant as far as we are concerned, but we could play you some really annoying music if you like. Why not send us a postcard with your favourite tunes?

[glennPattonWork3]

Ahh YES! normal service has been returned. :)

[Lost User]

glennPattonWork wrote:

Issues my end!

ya gotta get over the shyness and see a doctor for that sort of thing.

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[OriginalGriff]

Yes, it's just for security.

"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

[OriginalGriff]

Richard MacCutchan wrote:

Why not send us a postcard with your favourite tunes?

(So we can mangle them, then overwrite them when they get to the good bit with a long pause and "All our operators are busy..." to make you think you might get to speak to a human being.)

"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

[kmoorevs]

It's Monday, and everybody wants everything now...situation normal...now I just gotta stall them 'til Friday! :laugh:

"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

[PeejayAdams]

I actually died sometime in the 20th century. Now I'm just sticking around out of sheer, bloody obstinacy.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain

[Jorgen Andersson]

We've been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

[AFell2]

Considering I left the house this morning without power, I suspect this to be the case right now since my neighbor kindly informed me that the power was back on. Good news is the fridge/freezer was already empty in advance of my vacation later this week.

[theoldfool]

I should warn you: Someone is posting foolish messages and signing your name to them. Maybe someone from the Amazon caper?

If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.

[ZurdoDev]

phil.o wrote:

Thanks for asking.

He wasn't talking to you silly. :doh:

Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other. Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

[Ron Anders]

Reply from Colorado: bytes=32 time=7ms TTL=AFAIK

[obermd]

Depends - are you using UDP or TCP?