Advice to all Men thinking of Marriage
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Two at once? Easy. From the end of April, I have, over one month, all three birthdays for the girls as well as our wedding anniversary at the beginning of May. That's eleventy-three gifts in 5 weeks! :sigh:
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Why Why should I rock my boat which has been sailing for past 13 years !!! :-D
cheers,
Super
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super wrote:
Why Why should I rock my boat which has been sailing for past 13 years !!!
, said the guy who was sentenced to row on a galley for the rest of his life. :-)
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Like that time, years ago, when Her Highness commanded me to get rid of that computer, otherwise she would go? Well, the computer is still there. In hindsight, I have been better off with that computer.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
Obviously it turned out very differently for the two of us...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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My advice is let her buy her own present (or at least order it)... Like my wife who the other day presented me with a necklace and told - 'I bought a present here so you can give it to me... And you see - you picked just the perfect one' - and we all happy...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
Exactly right. My wife buys what she wants and needs for her hobbies and we have agreed that it counts as her gift. She is always happy with what I get her - even if I don't know what it does. As for our anniversary - we don't buy gifts for that, or make much of a deal out of it. There was the one year that I forgot, and when I looked at the calendar and realized what day it was I rushed over to my wife and told her "Happy Anniversary!". She said "Oh - is it our anniversary?" And I had the best response ever - "No - it was yesterday!" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: We still laugh about that one!
I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
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Please Make sure, Your D Day is not near any major holiday which involves buying present. Having my anniversary in January Mid bites my wallet too much as I have to buy both Xmas and anniversary gift. Apart from that, figuring out two Gift for Mrs in tandem is too much work. On a sunny side, when I mess up with Xmas gift, still have one more chance to make up to save myself from the Dog house for rest of the year.
cheers,
Super
------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
I know your pain: Herself was born on Jan 1st ... :sigh:
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Obviously it turned out very differently for the two of us...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
By every moral/religious or social dogma and even by that malware that Charles Darwin put into our heads to endure this, I should feel absolutely miserable. The problem is that I don't. With all those priests, the law, the state, entire industries and who knows who else off my back I feel free and I sometimes had to make drastic use of that freedom.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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By every moral/religious or social dogma and even by that malware that Charles Darwin put into our heads to endure this, I should feel absolutely miserable. The problem is that I don't. With all those priests, the law, the state, entire industries and who knows who else off my back I feel free and I sometimes had to make drastic use of that freedom.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
CodeWraith wrote:
I should feel absolutely miserable
Why? I have a divorced brother, who got much better (not that it means much in his case anyway) after that... The religion I live by does not believe to bind together people can't live together... You should try but then if it does not work than separate... and try again... or not...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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Exactly right. My wife buys what she wants and needs for her hobbies and we have agreed that it counts as her gift. She is always happy with what I get her - even if I don't know what it does. As for our anniversary - we don't buy gifts for that, or make much of a deal out of it. There was the one year that I forgot, and when I looked at the calendar and realized what day it was I rushed over to my wife and told her "Happy Anniversary!". She said "Oh - is it our anniversary?" And I had the best response ever - "No - it was yesterday!" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: We still laugh about that one!
I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
We actually buy presents only to each-other when we bump into something we can't resist - and it is mostly way out of its time... What we do in time (or as close as possible) is some romantic picnic/dinner for two... It cost almost nothing, easy to prepare (together) and feels good...
"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012
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super wrote:
On a sunny side, when I mess up with Xmas gift, still have one more chance to make up to save myself from the Dog house for rest of the year.
How about putting her in the dog house everytime she does something you don't like?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
CodeWraith wrote:
How about putting her in the dog house everytime she does something you don't like?
Amen brother!! Equality of the sexes. :thumbsup:
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Please Make sure, Your D Day is not near any major holiday which involves buying present. Having my anniversary in January Mid bites my wallet too much as I have to buy both Xmas and anniversary gift. Apart from that, figuring out two Gift for Mrs in tandem is too much work. On a sunny side, when I mess up with Xmas gift, still have one more chance to make up to save myself from the Dog house for rest of the year.
cheers,
Super
------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
Here's my advide to all of you thinking of mariage: DON'T! Think again, think it through and then think of something else until you can't remember what were you thinking in the first place or lese tou'll end up wondering "what was I thinking?" (in grief!) for the rest of your life. :cool:
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Here's my advide to all of you thinking of mariage: DON'T! Think again, think it through and then think of something else until you can't remember what were you thinking in the first place or lese tou'll end up wondering "what was I thinking?" (in grief!) for the rest of your life. :cool:
"the brain is the most amazing organ. It works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, from birth until you fall in love" (I don't know who said it) Lou
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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Please Make sure, Your D Day is not near any major holiday which involves buying present. Having my anniversary in January Mid bites my wallet too much as I have to buy both Xmas and anniversary gift. Apart from that, figuring out two Gift for Mrs in tandem is too much work. On a sunny side, when I mess up with Xmas gift, still have one more chance to make up to save myself from the Dog house for rest of the year.
cheers,
Super
------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
super wrote:
On a sunny side, when I mess up with Xmas gift, still have one more chance to make up to save myself from the Dog house for rest of the year.
Wow! Xmas sounds like such a nice holiday. Full of such joyous spirit! Glad I can ignore it. If that options not open to you, consider the following "It's the thought that counts, but, cash is king."
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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super wrote:
On a sunny side, when I mess up with Xmas gift, still have one more chance to make up to save myself from the Dog house for rest of the year.
How about putting her in the dog house everytime she does something you don't like?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
Trying to keep this KSS - put her in the dog-house? Then it's going to self-service for you, and indeed, I speak not of buying gas (although the procedure looks remarkably similar). They win because, well, they got what we want to a far greater extent than the reverse.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Please Make sure, Your D Day is not near any major holiday which involves buying present. Having my anniversary in January Mid bites my wallet too much as I have to buy both Xmas and anniversary gift. Apart from that, figuring out two Gift for Mrs in tandem is too much work. On a sunny side, when I mess up with Xmas gift, still have one more chance to make up to save myself from the Dog house for rest of the year.
cheers,
Super
------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
My brother in law married my sister on her birthday. I pointed out that was pretty smart of him, since he only has to buy her one gift. And only has one date to remember. But then, now they're divorced. Nothing to do with the gift arrangement, I'm sure...
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Trying to keep this KSS - put her in the dog-house? Then it's going to self-service for you, and indeed, I speak not of buying gas (although the procedure looks remarkably similar). They win because, well, they got what we want to a far greater extent than the reverse.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
Guess what's the last thing on my mind in such a moment. If she is so fond of the dog house then she can go there herself if she must. I can wait until she finally uses her head for more than just keeping her ears apart.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Like that time, years ago, when Her Highness commanded me to get rid of that computer, otherwise she would go? Well, the computer is still there. In hindsight, I have been better off with that computer.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
CodeWraith wrote:
commanded me to get rid of that computer
I was just told to remove it from the bedroom (we were poor and just starting at the time).
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