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  • T The pompey

    Google Florida man followed by your birth date and see what you get. So “Florida man 28th October “ returns Florida man blows up target stores. But some are proper crazy being Florida an all.

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    Jorgen Andersson
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    Florida man guns down puppy from apartment balcony

    So what is it with Florida? Is it the next generation hillbillies? <edit>Even better, in other news:

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    Florida man on balcony shoots puppy named Princess

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    Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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    • D Dan Neely

      ... inevitably falls for a social engineering trick to expose a piece of information needed to steal their identity.

      Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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      Daniel Pfeffer
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      That's why I used James T. Kirk's birthday. :)

      Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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      • J Johnny J

        "Naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-fil-A parking lot" I can't really relate... :doh:

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        dandy72
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        You sure about that? It was your birthday...does Chick-fil-A serve alcohol?

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        • F F ES Sitecore

          "Florida man records himself performing sex acts on his dog" Man, that was a hell of a birthday.

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          dandy72
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          Most dogs get confused enough already when you just give them a little birthday hat and a biscuit with a single candle on it.

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          • D Daniel Pfeffer

            Plastic explosive or saltpetre? :D

            Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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            CodeWraith
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            Cast iron balls, filled with gunpowder and a burning fuse are out of fashion for a long time now, so it must be some other explosive. Who cares, as long as we get our trinitro enchilada? :-)

            I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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            • T The pompey

              Google Florida man followed by your birth date and see what you get. So “Florida man 28th October “ returns Florida man blows up target stores. But some are proper crazy being Florida an all.

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              dandy72
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              July 13th:

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              Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist

              ...and (why not) Florida Woman, same date:

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              Florida woman threatens hair salon with machete, poops in patrol car, deputies say

              :wtf: It's not just men, it's Florida.

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              • T The pompey

                Google Florida man followed by your birth date and see what you get. So “Florida man 28th October “ returns Florida man blows up target stores. But some are proper crazy being Florida an all.

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                Lost User
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                OK, this is just nuts. Googled: Florida man May 8th Returned: "Florida man blames demons after beating pregnant girlfriend for playing Xbox, police say" :omg: :wtf:

                "When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others; same thing when you are stupid." Ignorant - An individual without knowledge, but is willing to learn. Stupid - An individual without knowledge and is incapable of learning. Idiot - An individual without knowledge and allows social media to do the thinking for them.

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                • C CodeWraith

                  Cast iron balls, filled with gunpowder and a burning fuse are out of fashion for a long time now, so it must be some other explosive. Who cares, as long as we get our trinitro enchilada? :-)

                  I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                  Daniel Pfeffer
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                  CodeWraith wrote:

                  trinitro enchilada?

                  :confused: But what do they do with the Toluene? (Or is that mixed into the sauce? X| )

                  Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                  • T The pompey

                    Google Florida man followed by your birth date and see what you get. So “Florida man 28th October “ returns Florida man blows up target stores. But some are proper crazy being Florida an all.

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                    honey the codewitch
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                    Florida man parks Smart car in kitchen so it won’t blow away

                    When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.

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                    • T The pompey

                      Google Florida man followed by your birth date and see what you get. So “Florida man 28th October “ returns Florida man blows up target stores. But some are proper crazy being Florida an all.

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                      David ONeil
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                      Very high energy: Florida Man Chews Up Police Car Seat After Cocaine Arrest

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