My tongue is too fat
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She mentioned to me that I sometimes snore at night, so I asked the doctor about it. He told me that if I lost some weight, my tongue would shrink and that would stop the snoring. I should lose some weight? :mad: So I asked him: "What's the matter. Can't you operate?" All I got was a strange look. :laugh:
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She mentioned to me that I sometimes snore at night, so I asked the doctor about it. He told me that if I lost some weight, my tongue would shrink and that would stop the snoring. I should lose some weight? :mad: So I asked him: "What's the matter. Can't you operate?" All I got was a strange look. :laugh:
Tell her it's fat for her pleasure :laugh:
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She mentioned to me that I sometimes snore at night, so I asked the doctor about it. He told me that if I lost some weight, my tongue would shrink and that would stop the snoring. I should lose some weight? :mad: So I asked him: "What's the matter. Can't you operate?" All I got was a strange look. :laugh:
Actually, it's more likely your head's too small. Furthermore, if you lose weight, the loss of fat will surely affect your head more than the rest of you . . .
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Actually, it's more likely your head's too small. Furthermore, if you lose weight, the loss of fat will surely affect your head more than the rest of you . . .
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Tell her it's fat for her pleasure :laugh:
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She mentioned to me that I sometimes snore at night, so I asked the doctor about it. He told me that if I lost some weight, my tongue would shrink and that would stop the snoring. I should lose some weight? :mad: So I asked him: "What's the matter. Can't you operate?" All I got was a strange look. :laugh:
Tongue, Snoring I was under the impression that due to air flow?:confused:
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She mentioned to me that I sometimes snore at night, so I asked the doctor about it. He told me that if I lost some weight, my tongue would shrink and that would stop the snoring. I should lose some weight? :mad: So I asked him: "What's the matter. Can't you operate?" All I got was a strange look. :laugh:
You are perfect just the way you are. Don't try to conform to someone else's ideals.
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She mentioned to me that I sometimes snore at night, so I asked the doctor about it. He told me that if I lost some weight, my tongue would shrink and that would stop the snoring. I should lose some weight? :mad: So I asked him: "What's the matter. Can't you operate?" All I got was a strange look. :laugh:
just buy some nose plugs ... then jam them in the wives ears. (better dampening than ear plugs)
after many otherwise intelligent sounding suggestions that achieved nothing the nice folks at Technet said the only solution was to low level format my hard disk then reinstall my signature. Sadly, this still didn't fix the issue!
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She mentioned to me that I sometimes snore at night, so I asked the doctor about it. He told me that if I lost some weight, my tongue would shrink and that would stop the snoring. I should lose some weight? :mad: So I asked him: "What's the matter. Can't you operate?" All I got was a strange look. :laugh:
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She mentioned to me that I sometimes snore at night, so I asked the doctor about it. He told me that if I lost some weight, my tongue would shrink and that would stop the snoring. I should lose some weight? :mad: So I asked him: "What's the matter. Can't you operate?" All I got was a strange look. :laugh:
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Tongue, Snoring I was under the impression that due to air flow?:confused:
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Recent study was published showing that a fat tongue obstructs the air way more, so the best way to improve air flow is to lose the tongue fat. There are some more details but that's the short version of it.
I suppose it's soft tissue (mostly muscle?) so it could be affected by fat cells, never really thought about it...
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She mentioned to me that I sometimes snore at night, so I asked the doctor about it. He told me that if I lost some weight, my tongue would shrink and that would stop the snoring. I should lose some weight? :mad: So I asked him: "What's the matter. Can't you operate?" All I got was a strange look. :laugh:
Cp-Coder wrote:
She mentioned to me that I sometimes snore at night
I talk in my sleep and answer her questions. There's a movement-activated lamp on the hallway to prevent me from walking in my sleep. I have this memory of being in the street in my small-clothes shouting at the neighbours and even though they keep telling me it didn't happen, the memory is there. Simply snoring loudly would be fine by me :thumbsup:
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Cp-Coder wrote:
She mentioned to me that I sometimes snore at night
I talk in my sleep and answer her questions. There's a movement-activated lamp on the hallway to prevent me from walking in my sleep. I have this memory of being in the street in my small-clothes shouting at the neighbours and even though they keep telling me it didn't happen, the memory is there. Simply snoring loudly would be fine by me :thumbsup:
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I talk in my sleep and answer her questions
Sounds a little scary. Not sure I would want to do that! ;P
Not a qustion of wanting; are you sure you don't talk in your sleep? How would you know? There's a sleep-noise recorder for Android.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Not a qustion of wanting; are you sure you don't talk in your sleep? How would you know? There's a sleep-noise recorder for Android.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Tell her it's fat for her pleasure :laugh:
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How would you know?
I normally keep to myself and say very little. I only hope that my personality does not change much in my sleep!
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I suppose it's soft tissue (mostly muscle?) so it could be affected by fat cells, never really thought about it...
