Thought of the Day
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Is a person into flagellation, necrophilia, and bestiality flogging a dead horse? (I'll get my coat)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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(I'll get my coat)
Right! You are banished from the forum. Banished! Banished! Banished for ever! :laugh: :laugh:
Not until we've searched his coat - he could have stolen CodeProject members in there! Didn't you wonder what had happened to Death By Chocolate, Dalek Dave, Christian Graus, and Mike Martin? He may be trying to smuggle them out for a life of slavery on SmackOverdose.com!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Not until we've searched his coat - he could have stolen CodeProject members in there! Didn't you wonder what had happened to Death By Chocolate, Dalek Dave, Christian Graus, and Mike Martin? He may be trying to smuggle them out for a life of slavery on SmackOverdose.com!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
The contents of my coat pockets are: 1 Timex digital watch (broken) 1 unused tissue 1 soiled Boots (black) Belt (black) 1 black suit jacket 1 pair black suit trousers 1 hat (black) 1 pair sunglasses $23.07 (Bonus Internet points for those identifying the origin of the list)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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The contents of my coat pockets are: 1 Timex digital watch (broken) 1 unused tissue 1 soiled Boots (black) Belt (black) 1 black suit jacket 1 pair black suit trousers 1 hat (black) 1 pair sunglasses $23.07 (Bonus Internet points for those identifying the origin of the list)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
Is that a 4 str, 4 stam leather belt? :-\ (World of Warcraft joke)
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Is that a 4 str, 4 stam leather belt? :-\ (World of Warcraft joke)
Just an ordinary black belt. Nothing to do with gaming or martial arts.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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The contents of my coat pockets are: 1 Timex digital watch (broken) 1 unused tissue 1 soiled Boots (black) Belt (black) 1 black suit jacket 1 pair black suit trousers 1 hat (black) 1 pair sunglasses $23.07 (Bonus Internet points for those identifying the origin of the list)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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Does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
Let us paws and pray fur revelation.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
Not especially funny, but quite clever: "A Christ is for life, not just for dogmas." (Apols to those outside the UK who may not be familiar with the phrase, originally from an animal welfare ad, A dog is for life, not just for Christmas) And no, that's not an invite to hijack this thread onto a religious debate :-D
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Not until we've searched his coat - he could have stolen CodeProject members in there! Didn't you wonder what had happened to Death By Chocolate, Dalek Dave, Christian Graus, and Mike Martin? He may be trying to smuggle them out for a life of slavery on SmackOverdose.com!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
OriginalGriff wrote:
Mike Martin
It's always Mick Martin.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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The Blues Brothers, 1980; those were the contents Jake Blues had when he was released from Joliet.
We have a winner!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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Does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
Yes. And I can recall a long night when a few of us imbibed heavily of the ethanol and cannabis evil spirits, and by morning had contrived a perfectly viable religion rooted in the worship (and frequent treats as offerings) of a German Shepherd named 'King'. King was a talented dog, with an artistic bent. When we took him to the mountains for a bit of R&R, he would circle our campsite, evaluating the arrangement of inanimate objects. Then he would pick up a rock, look over the site, walk to a better location for the rock and deposit it there. This would continue for hours, as King skillfully rearranged the landscape to His liking. In retrospect, I'm thinking that the pooch we knew as King was really a projection of a multidimensional demigod into three-space, much like Frankie and Benjy Mouse in the holy scripture of Deep Thought. In His full manifestation, King was probably arranging planetary systems in distant universes, in accordance with the principles of intergalactic Feng Shui.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Not especially funny, but quite clever: "A Christ is for life, not just for dogmas." (Apols to those outside the UK who may not be familiar with the phrase, originally from an animal welfare ad, A dog is for life, not just for Christmas) And no, that's not an invite to hijack this thread onto a religious debate :-D
That's the short version - the longer one adds "With luck, there will be some left for Boxing Day"
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
