Automatic social distancing
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I realised I can easily enforce a safe distance by simply not showering before I head to the stores. Works a treat.
cheers Chris Maunder
Just tuck a pants leg into your sock. Same thing
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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I realised I can easily enforce a safe distance by simply not showering before I head to the stores. Works a treat.
cheers Chris Maunder
Garlic is the word you were looking for.
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I realised I can easily enforce a safe distance by simply not showering before I head to the stores. Works a treat.
cheers Chris Maunder
EAting onion or blue cheese also works.
I'd rather be phishing!
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I realised I can easily enforce a safe distance by simply not showering before I head to the stores. Works a treat.
cheers Chris Maunder
My wife has declared that she will eat five cloves of raw garlic before leaving the house. I'm in the doghouse because I replied by searching for an on-line shop that stocks military-grade gas masks.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Garlic is the word you were looking for.
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I realised I can easily enforce a safe distance by simply not showering before I head to the stores. Works a treat.
cheers Chris Maunder
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I realised I can easily enforce a safe distance by simply not showering before I head to the stores. Works a treat.
cheers Chris Maunder
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I realised I can easily enforce a safe distance by simply not showering before I head to the stores. Works a treat.
cheers Chris Maunder
Not showering not only keeps people away, also prevents water pollution and helps keep rivers clean. It is also important to eat garlic, smoke, drink alcohol and lack of oral hygiene. But those resources are circumstantial, not effective in case of nasal congestion, and most importantly: not prevent online communication. If you really want a hermit top isolation level, simply show your PreSmartPhoneEraStupidNokiaPohne when people want whatsapp communication with you. That's totally effective: people not only discard you for not being able to use whatsapp: you are discarded because nobody wants any kind of relationship with a poor guy not even own a smartphone. PD. It also helps a lot to speak and write very bad English :(
Sorry for my bad English
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I realised I can easily enforce a safe distance by simply not showering before I head to the stores. Works a treat.
cheers Chris Maunder
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Garlic is the word you were looking for.
In West Virginia it's eating "ramps" that does the trick :-)
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Reminds me on that one Discworld novel. It was about grandma's goose fat, which properly repelled all infectants via this very mechanism.
Granny taking a bath and singing also cleared the area in "Witches Abroad", I think it was. :-D Nice "Going Postal" reference. I liked the cat and Stanley the best. :laugh: If I go out, I just cough and sneeze a lot. That works best for me. :-D
Treat your elders with respect. One day you will become them, if you live long enough.
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I realised I can easily enforce a safe distance by simply not showering before I head to the stores. Works a treat.
cheers Chris Maunder