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How do these people manage to walk and chew gum at the same time?

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  • S stoneyowl2

    Wait a minute - have you actually SEEN them walk and chew gum at the same time?

    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long

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    obermd
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    You win the internet for the day.

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    • D Daniel Pfeffer

      He said it in his summit meeting with Abraham Lincoln.

      Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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      DRHuff
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      The look on their faces when Jesus walked... priceless!

      If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.

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      • D Daniel Pfeffer

        Sander Rossel wrote:

        every programming language except C# causes cooties

        And C# has been associated with Dihydrogen-monoxide poisoning. :)

        Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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        Mark_Wallace
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        Daniel Pfeffer wrote:

        And C# has been associated with Dihydrogen-monoxide poisoning.

        Ah!  That explains it! One of the apps on my phone must have been written in C#.

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        • M Mark_Wallace

          Hold on... 5G comes from China... Coronavirus comes from China... ... Holy Sh1t! Where are my torch and pitchfork?!? May the Lord save and preserve us from "undocumented geniuses".

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          DJ van Wyk
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          I see your torch and pitchfork and raise you one Thoughts and Prayers.

          My plan is to live forever ... so far so good

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          • D DJ van Wyk

            I see your torch and pitchfork and raise you one Thoughts and Prayers.

            My plan is to live forever ... so far so good

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            Mark_Wallace
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            I'll go all in with a Decent Education System.

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              It's beyond me ... 5G and coronavirus: Baseless conspiracy theory about radiation and Covid-19 sparks online panic | The Independent[^] For :elephant:s sake ... :doh:

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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              ZurdoDev
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              I have seen many educated people be afraid of what they do not understand.

              Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other. Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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              • D Daniel Pfeffer

                Sander Rossel wrote:

                every programming language except C# causes cooties

                And C# has been associated with Dihydrogen-monoxide poisoning. :)

                Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                Keefer S
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                NO! Not the dreaded Dihydrogen-monoxide poisoning. I'm kind of thirsty just thinking about it! Wait, not I'm not!...

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  It's beyond me ... 5G and coronavirus: Baseless conspiracy theory about radiation and Covid-19 sparks online panic | The Independent[^] For :elephant:s sake ... :doh:

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                  Daniel Wilianto
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                  These silly conspiracy theories were shared by celebrities, weren't they? I am not surprised then.

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    It's beyond me ... 5G and coronavirus: Baseless conspiracy theory about radiation and Covid-19 sparks online panic | The Independent[^] For :elephant:s sake ... :doh:

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                    jsc42
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                    Birmingham mast hit by fire after fake Covid-19 claims, was not 5G pole - EE confirms[^] If they had a brain cell it would die of loneliness (or boredom from lack of use)

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                    • D Daniel Pfeffer

                      Sander Rossel wrote:

                      every programming language except C# causes cooties

                      And C# has been associated with Dihydrogen-monoxide poisoning. :)

                      Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                      willichan
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                      Wait. Wasn't that the basis of that movie "Tuxedo"? You mean Jackie Chan was actually doing a documentary? (you have to love that opening scene) Money makes the world go round ... but documentation moves the money.

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                      • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                        I was taking a walk yesterday. A heron flew up from a ditch. I heard some guys talking from a garden. The Bing image today is that of a little frog in a flower... It all adds up now! This is the definite proof that the government is out to get us and corona is just the beginning! :omg: On a serious note, why do people keep questioning officials and scientists, but are quick to hop on the bandwagon when some random fool makes a claim? :~ And on that note, I hereby claim that every programming language except C# causes cooties* :D * I believe that to be actually true for Java, JavaScript and PL/SQL :laugh:

                        Best, Sander sanderrossel.com Migrating Applications to the Cloud with Azure arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly

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                        Brady Kelly
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                        Sander Rossel wrote:

                        I believe that to be actually true for Java, JavaScript and PL/SQL

                        Aaw, don't be so hard on JavaScript. :((

                        "'Do what thou wilt...' is to bid Stars to shine, Vines to bear grapes, Water to seek its level; man is the only being in Nature that has striven to set himself at odds with himself." —Aleister Crowley

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