How do you tell the sex of an ant?
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You drop it in water! If it sinks: Girl ant! If it floats: .... :doh: Ba-Tish!
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Mark TwainThat won't work in the US because of their Monty-Pythonesque pronunciation of "buoy" (which makes me chuckle every time I hear it -- especially when it issues forth from the mouths of uniformed-up, important-looking naval ship captains).
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Of course - why do you think they call it importANT? :doh:
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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That won't work in the US because of their Monty-Pythonesque pronunciation of "buoy" (which makes me chuckle every time I hear it -- especially when it issues forth from the mouths of uniformed-up, important-looking naval ship captains).
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Yes, we call them "boo-ees" but items that float are "boy-ant"
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Yes, we call them "boo-ees" but items that float are "boy-ant"
MarkTJohnson wrote:
Yes, we call them "boo-ees" but items that float are "boy-ant"
Really? That's a shame, "Boo-ee-ant" would amuse me no end. :( Can't you talk to someone about it?
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Of course - why do you think they call it importANT? :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark TwainJohnny J. wrote:
why do you think they call it importANT?
Because they're foreign?
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Yes, we call them "boo-ees" but items that float are "boy-ant"
MarkTJohnson wrote:
we call them "boo-ees"
Except for when we talk about "buoys and gulls".
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You drop it in water! If it sinks: Girl ant! If it floats: .... :doh: Ba-Tish!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark TwainI use bit different technique: I drop it in water! If SHE sinks: Female ant If HE sinks: Male Ant
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MarkTJohnson wrote:
Yes, we call them "boo-ees" but items that float are "boy-ant"
Really? That's a shame, "Boo-ee-ant" would amuse me no end. :( Can't you talk to someone about it?
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I'll get right on that. Hey, Murica, this guy wants us to say Boo-ee-ant!
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I'll get right on that. Hey, Murica, this guy wants us to say Boo-ee-ant!
Cheers, Mate. I'll await the obvious outcome.
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Cheers, Mate. I'll await the obvious outcome.
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Please wait in the "foy-er"!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
Oh buoy, the puns are getting worse. That one went down like a lead balloon.
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You drop it in water! If it sinks: Girl ant! If it floats: .... :doh: Ba-Tish!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain -
Only the females... :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
