Since Griff ran out of original material, it is time for a dad joke... What did one plate say to the other?

[littleGreenDude]

"Dinner is on me."

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[PIEBALDconsult]

Would you like a fork or just a spoon?

[phil o]

Help! Help! A talking plate! ?

"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke! Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."

[W Balboos GHB]

Obviously, serves him right.

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[MadMyche]

Side effect of being in solitary confinement within your home: the plates start talking to you

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[phil o]

Oh, mine and I don't chat much anymore; I guess we're both tired of platitudes.

"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke! Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."

[Sander Rossel]

I have this weird OCD where I arrange dinner plates by the year they were bought. It's an extremely rare dish order.

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[RaviBee]

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[dandy72]

Damnit, you made me upvote a pun.

[DRHuff]

Puns make me numb. Math puns make me number.

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[Gary R Wheeler]

Hold still, DR. We're going to have to hurt you now.

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[Mycroft Holmes]

your coat sir - there's the door

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