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  • Richard DeemingR Richard Deeming

    Whereas some names just can't be helped: Sandy Balls - Wikipedia[^]


    "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

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    jeron1
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    Reminds me the Saturday Night Live skit. NPR's Delicious Dish: Schweddy Balls[^]

    "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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    • Richard DeemingR Richard Deeming

      Another one for the ever-growing list of unintentionally funny domain names. Joins such luminaries as "expertsexchange", "kidsexchange", "findtherapist", and "penisland". :-D


      "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

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      John R Shaw
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      Double entendre, may be. But funny, no.

      INTP "Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence." - Edsger Dijkstra "I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. " - Daniel Boone

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      • P pivertt

        I saw an ad for a webdesign company but I have my doubts about the url. The name was "web one", nothing wrong with that. The url is webone.be or am I the only one who finds it funny :) Probably am. It's friday...

        the funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it

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        kmoorevs
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        :thumbsup: I need a little humor after my latest dealing with a webdesign company. The Sr. partner decided our company website needed a new look...something 'modern'. :| Until then, all website maintenance/design was my responsibility...but I'm apparently no designer, so the partner knew of a guy who had just started a webdesign/marketing outfit. 6 months later, I'm learning how to use WordPress to edit every single hyperlink to relative. I had given him a sub-domain to build it (as he didn't have his own resources). I had expected to be handed a completed finished package for deployment, but apparently I don't know how these things work. Anyway, the plan from the beginning was to build it under a sub-domain, then simply switch the default website on the server when it was ready. This was why I wasted the effort emphasizing that all links should be relative. Yeah, it worked just fine for the demo and I'm sure the guy already got paid. I knew upfront that I would be the one maintaining it. :sigh: This doesn't even begin to deal with the horrible design...huge background images and huge fonts. The main landing page shows a menu, one headline and a short blurb until scrolled. I suppose you could say it's a very minimalistic approach emphasizing the use of bright colors/background images, large fonts, and some weird scrolling effects and banners. :| But wait there's more...in order to provide consistency, new content must be created using a proprietary WordPress theme builder. X|

        "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

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        • P pivertt

          I saw an ad for a webdesign company but I have my doubts about the url. The name was "web one", nothing wrong with that. The url is webone.be or am I the only one who finds it funny :) Probably am. It's friday...

          the funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it

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          Chris Maunder
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          My old ISP was named WebOne but I always called it we-bone.

          cheers Chris Maunder

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          • C Chris Maunder

            My old ISP was named WebOne but I always called it we-bone.

            cheers Chris Maunder

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            kalberts
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            I believe that Libero paper diapers are sold in lots of countries. In Norwegian, a "fis" is a fart. So LibreOffice is jokingly referred to as Libero-fis ("Libero Fart").

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            • Richard DeemingR Richard Deeming

              Another one for the ever-growing list of unintentionally funny domain names. Joins such luminaries as "expertsexchange", "kidsexchange", "findtherapist", and "penisland". :-D


              "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

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              Sander Rossel
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              Wow, I didn't get the joke until after reading this reply and checking back on the original. I thought it was a far fetched joke on sounding like web onebe (sounds like: web wannabe) :doh:

              Richard Deeming wrote:

              kidsexchange

              Kid sex change wouldn't be so unthinkable these days. It happens :~ On the other hand, I'm not sure what a kids exchange would be. Is that like a trading platform for kids? :omg: That wouldn't be so weird either, I've often heard people say "You want kids? You can have mine, I haven't slept for days" :laugh:

              Best, Sander sanderrossel.com Migrating Applications to the Cloud with Azure arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly

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              • K kmoorevs

                :thumbsup: I need a little humor after my latest dealing with a webdesign company. The Sr. partner decided our company website needed a new look...something 'modern'. :| Until then, all website maintenance/design was my responsibility...but I'm apparently no designer, so the partner knew of a guy who had just started a webdesign/marketing outfit. 6 months later, I'm learning how to use WordPress to edit every single hyperlink to relative. I had given him a sub-domain to build it (as he didn't have his own resources). I had expected to be handed a completed finished package for deployment, but apparently I don't know how these things work. Anyway, the plan from the beginning was to build it under a sub-domain, then simply switch the default website on the server when it was ready. This was why I wasted the effort emphasizing that all links should be relative. Yeah, it worked just fine for the demo and I'm sure the guy already got paid. I knew upfront that I would be the one maintaining it. :sigh: This doesn't even begin to deal with the horrible design...huge background images and huge fonts. The main landing page shows a menu, one headline and a short blurb until scrolled. I suppose you could say it's a very minimalistic approach emphasizing the use of bright colors/background images, large fonts, and some weird scrolling effects and banners. :| But wait there's more...in order to provide consistency, new content must be created using a proprietary WordPress theme builder. X|

                "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

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                DerekT P
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                :( So, this "web designer" didn't design it; he just chose a theme. :sigh: :doh:

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                • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                  Wow, I didn't get the joke until after reading this reply and checking back on the original. I thought it was a far fetched joke on sounding like web onebe (sounds like: web wannabe) :doh:

                  Richard Deeming wrote:

                  kidsexchange

                  Kid sex change wouldn't be so unthinkable these days. It happens :~ On the other hand, I'm not sure what a kids exchange would be. Is that like a trading platform for kids? :omg: That wouldn't be so weird either, I've often heard people say "You want kids? You can have mine, I haven't slept for days" :laugh:

                  Best, Sander sanderrossel.com Migrating Applications to the Cloud with Azure arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly

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                  Richard Deeming
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                  I don't understand the name either. It seems to be a kids clothing company. It was just one of a list of "funny domain names" mentioned on an episode of QI.


                  "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

                  "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer

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                  • J Jalapeno Bob

                    That is why we put the dashes in our domain name: s-and-d-acres.farm It makes the interpretation clear.

                    __________________ Lord, grant me the serenity to accept that there are some things I just can’t keep up with, the determination to keep up with the things I must keep up with, and the wisdom to find a good RSS feed from someone who keeps up with what I’d like to, but just don’t have the damn bandwidth to handle right now. © 2009, Rex Hammock

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                    Peter R Fletcher
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                    Until you run into the (increasingly rare, thankfully) email address field that rejects dashes! :)

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                    • P Peter R Fletcher

                      Until you run into the (increasingly rare, thankfully) email address field that rejects dashes! :)

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                      Jalapeno Bob
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                      It is far more common to run into an email address field that does not accept anything other than the old stand-bys: .com, .org, .gov, .mil and so forth. :(

                      __________________ Lord, grant me the serenity to accept that there are some things I just can’t keep up with, the determination to keep up with the things I must keep up with, and the wisdom to find a good RSS feed from someone who keeps up with what I’d like to, but just don’t have the damn bandwidth to handle right now. © 2009, Rex Hammock

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