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Who remembers when this was really relevant?

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  • F Forogar

    ACHTUNG! ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS! DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN. IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS. ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.

    - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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    Dave Kreskowiak
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Asking questions is a skill CodeProject Forum Guidelines Google: C# How to debug code Seriously, go read these articles.
    Dave Kreskowiak

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    • F Forogar

      ACHTUNG! ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS! DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN. IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS. ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.

      - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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      RedDk
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      � Forogar � wrote:

      TURISTEN

      Didn't he write a song? :zzz:

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      • F Forogar

        ACHTUNG! ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS! DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN. IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS. ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.

        - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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        Lost User
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        Your German sucks.

        Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

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        • F Forogar

          ACHTUNG! ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS! DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN. IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS. ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.

          - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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          Sandeep Mewara
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          Okay! So I had to Google translate it...

          Quote:

          ATTENTION! ALL TURISTS AND NONTECNIC LOOKENSPEEPERS! THE COMPUTER MACHINE IS NOT FOR PICKING AND DIGGING! ORWISE IS EASY TO SNAP THE SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN AND POPPENCORKEN WITH GREAT SPARK. IS NOT FOR WORKING WITH FOOLS. THE RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN THE COTTON-PICK HANDS IN THE POCKETS. ZO RELAX AND WASH THE FLASHING LIGHTS

          Aye Aye Captian!!! ;P

          For your read/comments: Beginner’s Guide to understand Kafka Beginners Quick Start to Learn React.js

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          • F Forogar

            ACHTUNG! ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS! DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN. IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS. ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.

            - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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            raddevus
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            Forogar asked:

            Who remembers when this was really relevant?

            Answer: This has never become irrelevant. :rolleyes: Keep your flippin' hands off, nonteknischen! :laugh: :laugh:

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            • S Sandeep Mewara

              Okay! So I had to Google translate it...

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              ATTENTION! ALL TURISTS AND NONTECNIC LOOKENSPEEPERS! THE COMPUTER MACHINE IS NOT FOR PICKING AND DIGGING! ORWISE IS EASY TO SNAP THE SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN AND POPPENCORKEN WITH GREAT SPARK. IS NOT FOR WORKING WITH FOOLS. THE RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN THE COTTON-PICK HANDS IN THE POCKETS. ZO RELAX AND WASH THE FLASHING LIGHTS

              Aye Aye Captian!!! ;P

              For your read/comments: Beginner’s Guide to understand Kafka Beginners Quick Start to Learn React.js

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              raddevus
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              I had to email it to myself[^] to get that. :rolleyes: Everything's connected.

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                I had to email it to myself[^] to get that. :rolleyes: Everything's connected.

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                Sandeep Mewara
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                Yeah. I can feel the vibes... ooooo... :-D

                For your read/comments: Beginner’s Guide to understand Kafka Beginners Quick Start to Learn React.js

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                • F Forogar

                  ACHTUNG! ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS! DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN. IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS. ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.

                  - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                  Jorgen Andersson
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                  Remember? I wasn't born when they wrote that But it's still relevant in many places.

                  Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger

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                  • F Forogar

                    ACHTUNG! ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS! DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN. IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS. ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.

                    - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                    Rick York
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                    The pressing of the CapsLock key is a skill lost in time.

                    "They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"

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                    • J Jorgen Andersson

                      Remember? I wasn't born when they wrote that But it's still relevant in many places.

                      Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger

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                      Lost User
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                      Please explain; Google not being helpfull today.

                      Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

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                      • S Sandeep Mewara

                        Yeah. I can feel the vibes... ooooo... :-D

                        For your read/comments: Beginner’s Guide to understand Kafka Beginners Quick Start to Learn React.js

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                        raddevus
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                        Sandeep Mewara wrote:

                        Yeah. I can feel the vibes... ooooo..

                        :laugh: :laugh:

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                        • F Forogar

                          ACHTUNG! ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS! DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN. IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS. ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.

                          - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                          Nelek
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                          I have put a couple of "THIS MACHINE HAS NO BRAIN, PLEASE USE YOURS (IF PROVIDED)" stickers in places where I had to jump in and repair something :laugh: :laugh:

                          M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                            Please explain; Google not being helpfull today.

                            Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

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                            Jorgen Andersson
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                            A long time ago, in the fifties, there was a poster on a wall at the computer lab at Stanford, having this text posted. Or so I'm told.

                            Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger

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                            • J Jorgen Andersson

                              A long time ago, in the fifties, there was a poster on a wall at the computer lab at Stanford, having this text posted. Or so I'm told.

                              Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger

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                              PIEBALDconsult
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                              I assume my father got his copy in the 70s.

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                              • J Jorgen Andersson

                                A long time ago, in the fifties, there was a poster on a wall at the computer lab at Stanford, having this text posted. Or so I'm told.

                                Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello Never stop dreaming - Freddie Kruger

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                                Lost User
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                                Jörgen Andersson wrote:

                                A long time ago, in the fifties

                                Not that long ago, and I not that old. From the seventies. (And yes, Icona Pop). --edit Dis[^] one.

                                Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

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                                • P PIEBALDconsult

                                  I assume my father got his copy in the 70s.

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                                  Lost User
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                                  STOP GUESSING. You prolly same age as me. I heard you talk about your miss/government. For you; Kickapoo[^]. But the song where the devil owns you prolly more accurate.

                                  Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

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                                  • F Forogar

                                    ACHTUNG! ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS! DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN. IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS. ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.

                                    - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                                    kmoorevs
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                                    I really needed that last week when a colleague went into a database and deleted a bunch of 'unnecessary' stuff, then calls me to complain about the app being broken. :sigh:

                                    "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

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                                    • F Forogar

                                      ACHTUNG! ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS! DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN. IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS. ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.

                                      - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                                      Lost User
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                                      When we (used to) have access to the "machine room".

                                      It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it. ― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food

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                                      • F Forogar

                                        ACHTUNG! ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS! DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN. IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS. ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.

                                        - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                                        Lost User
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                                        First saw that stuck on the front panel of one of our mainframe systems more than 50 years ago.

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                                        • F Forogar

                                          ACHTUNG! ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENSPEEPERS! DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKEN. IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS. ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.

                                          - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                                          User 11542641
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                                          It's still relevant! In fact I've been looking for a copy of this! I'm a manufacturing engineer in the automotive industry. It's impossible to get people to keep their hands to themselves. If you put a button on something, someone's going to poke it just to see what it does. Knobs are worse! In fact at one time I disconnected the wires from a speed control knob and wired in a plain old resistor so it would run at the correct speed. Left the knob in place, the operators continued to adjust it from shift to shift certain they could produce more parts with their settings. (upstream operation had a fixed cycle time) Now with PLC's we can eliminate most buttons and knobs, but you still have to prevent access to sensitive settings. Passwords get written on the panels or shared, physical keys end up in known locations etc. We've gotten to a point now where we have to control access by employee ID badge.

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