Thought of the Day

[Matthew Dennis]

Or, ".. more people saw them" :)

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

[Mike Hankey]

Such levity

I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27. JaxCoder.com

[megaadam]

How many puns have you got up your sleeve, Griff?

"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"

[jgakenhe]

Magicians cannot fully devote themselves to one person so they have their assistants split.

[Johnny J]

Do magicians assistants tend to have a split personality? :confused:

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain

[jeron1]

If they got a hold of a rotten piece of fruit, would they disappear?

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

[Daniel Pfeffer]

A magician never needs to dump anyone. He just does a disappearing act!

Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

[Johnny J]

Like the Mexican magician who said "Uno", "Dos"... and then he disappeared without a tres... :-D

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain

[W Balboos GHB]

I was wand-ering about that, too.

Ravings en masse^

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

[DRHuff]

They don’t “dump” her. They give her a pen & tell her that they are splitting ways...

If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.

[DerekT P]

When they do staff pruning, they do it by putting a circular on the table, and they don't fret about it; just give them the chop. They let the assistant take a final bow, though. Sometimes the staff reciprocate; many ex-magicians take the plunge and join a band instead, though sometimes the magicians have them back. If they're coping well and not cross about it, they might do a little jig, though this can hack off their ex-employer. I bet you saw this coming though.

[obermd]

Griff's an incorrigible punster. Don't incorrage him. :-D