Probabilistic Log Levels
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
:thumbsup: :laugh:
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Put a Dent in Your Logfiles - The Daily WTF[^] Shudder:~
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
I don't know Harvey. Harvey has never done anything to me personally, and yet I want to hurt Harvey in a way that is memorable and enduring. I really should tell my therapist.
Real programmers use butterflies
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Put a Dent in Your Logfiles - The Daily WTF[^] Shudder:~
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
Have to give Henry some credit: he IS a problem solver! Unfortunately, the problems he solves are the exact wrong ones for good products.
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Put a Dent in Your Logfiles - The Daily WTF[^] Shudder:~
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Ahh, Hump logic...Test less, and the number of reported Covid cases goes down. Problem solved. :laugh:
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Put a Dent in Your Logfiles - The Daily WTF[^] Shudder:~
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
Well, they call it the The Daily WTF for a reason...
Software Zen:
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Put a Dent in Your Logfiles - The Daily WTF[^] Shudder:~
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
You think this has to be a bad joke, but you know it isn't :sigh: I really don't get it, why would anybody in their right mind write that sort of thing. I recently came across some sort of foreign key, except it wasn't a key and the relationship wasn't on the ID, but rather on some varchar value which was copied to the other table, except in the other table it was a smallint, and if the smallint wasn't the same value as the varchar in the other table it would all go to hell and ultimately it was used in a report where it literally said if value = 1 then "Some value" else if value = 2 then "Some other value". HOW ABOUT WE JUST PUT A RELATIONSHIP ON THE ID AND THEN PUT THE TEXT IN THE VARCHAR COLUMN!? :~ These people shouldn't be allowed near programming languages and yet here they are calling themselves professionals and landing jobs! Something's really very wrong in our industry :sigh:
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You think this has to be a bad joke, but you know it isn't :sigh: I really don't get it, why would anybody in their right mind write that sort of thing. I recently came across some sort of foreign key, except it wasn't a key and the relationship wasn't on the ID, but rather on some varchar value which was copied to the other table, except in the other table it was a smallint, and if the smallint wasn't the same value as the varchar in the other table it would all go to hell and ultimately it was used in a report where it literally said if value = 1 then "Some value" else if value = 2 then "Some other value". HOW ABOUT WE JUST PUT A RELATIONSHIP ON THE ID AND THEN PUT THE TEXT IN THE VARCHAR COLUMN!? :~ These people shouldn't be allowed near programming languages and yet here they are calling themselves professionals and landing jobs! Something's really very wrong in our industry :sigh:
Best, Sander sanderrossel.com Migrating Applications to the Cloud with Azure arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly
The Pareto principle says that 20% of the people provide 80% of the value. So to put it another way, 80% of everything is either mediocre or shite. I'm sure that people in other professions would agree. :)
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The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing. -
Put a Dent in Your Logfiles - The Daily WTF[^] Shudder:~
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
LOL, excellent. BOFH-style coding.
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Ahh, Hump logic...Test less, and the number of reported Covid cases goes down. Problem solved. :laugh:
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
