Why did the programmer fall in the deep narrow pool of water?
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He couldn't see that well.
“Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime.”
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He couldn't see that well.
“Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime.”
Horrid pun. You'll be punished and receive forty splashes.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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He couldn't see that well.
“Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime.”
My friend keeps saying "Cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water". I know he means well... :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain -
My friend keeps saying "Cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water". I know he means well... :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark TwainIf your friend were female, you could take her to court and sewer.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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He couldn't see that well.
“Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime.”
Can't laugh about that right now. A year ago I got to drive my car home for the holidays. I could not drive since then, because my vision got worse and worse over the holidays. Just two eye operations and eleven injections in each eye later, I could order a new set of glasses today. Next week I can just pretend 2020 did not happen and begin where I left off a year ago.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Can't laugh about that right now. A year ago I got to drive my car home for the holidays. I could not drive since then, because my vision got worse and worse over the holidays. Just two eye operations and eleven injections in each eye later, I could order a new set of glasses today. Next week I can just pretend 2020 did not happen and begin where I left off a year ago.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.