Thought of the Day, Legal Style
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If a lawyer has a digestive problem, is he suffering from constipulation? (Not related at all to the farmer suffering from cornstipation).
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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If a lawyer has a digestive problem, is he suffering from constipulation? (Not related at all to the farmer suffering from cornstipation).
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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If a lawyer has a digestive problem, is he suffering from constipulation? (Not related at all to the farmer suffering from cornstipation).
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
A ship is wrecked all are thrown overboard, sharks attack and devour everyone except the lawyer. When rescued the crew asked the lawyer why he had not been eaten; "Professional courtesy"
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W∴ Balboos, GHB wrote:
(Not related at all to the farmer suffering from cornstipation).
Or the developer from CRONstipation.
20212 wrote:
Or the developer from CRONstipation.
I think their problem more likely relates to codelastformis difficult[^].
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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If a lawyer has a digestive problem, is he suffering from constipulation? (Not related at all to the farmer suffering from cornstipation).
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
(Don't review his briefs.)
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A ship is wrecked all are thrown overboard, sharks attack and devour everyone except the lawyer. When rescued the crew asked the lawyer why he had not been eaten; "Professional courtesy"
The less you need, the more you have. JaxCoder.com
As I understood it, when pirates searched for lost treasure it was referred to as a seaquester.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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A ship is wrecked all are thrown overboard, sharks attack and devour everyone except the lawyer. When rescued the crew asked the lawyer why he had not been eaten; "Professional courtesy"
The less you need, the more you have. JaxCoder.com
Q: What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
Software Zen:
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Q: What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start.
Software Zen:
delete this;What’s the difference between a lawyer and a jellyfish? One is a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a jellyfish? One is a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
The less you need, the more you have. JaxCoder.com
:laugh: Reminds me of something I noticed at work. The company converts perfectly good engineers into completely wretched managers through surgery: they remove your brain, your spine, and if you're male, your 'two best friends'.
Software Zen:
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:laugh: Reminds me of something I noticed at work. The company converts perfectly good engineers into completely wretched managers through surgery: they remove your brain, your spine, and if you're male, your 'two best friends'.
Software Zen:
delete this;Yeah it seems like they promote the idiots and ass kissers cause they don't know what else to do with them.
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