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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    Do cows have hooves instead of feet because they lactose?

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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    DRHuff
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    Now you're making fun of cows?!?!? You are so intolerant...

    If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      Do cows have hooves instead of feet because they lactose?

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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      Mike Hankey
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      Reminded me of something from my younger days; Cows With Guns - The Original Animation - YouTube[^]

      The less you need, the more you have. JaxCoder.com

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        Now you're making fun of cows?!?!? You are so intolerant...

        If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.

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        jeron1
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        You better steer clear.

        "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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          You better steer clear.

          "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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          DRHuff
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          How long do you think we can keep milking these puns?

          If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            Do cows have hooves instead of feet because they lactose?

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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            Daniel Pfeffer
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            Let's take the bull by the horns and discuss this until the cows come home.

            Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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              How long do you think we can keep milking these puns?

              If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.

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              jeron1
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              Until the cows come home!

              "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                Until the cows come home!

                "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                DRHuff
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                Wait a second - if they are not home - how are we milking them?" :confused:

                If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.

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                  Wait a second - if they are not home - how are we milking them?" :confused:

                  If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.

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                  jeron1
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                  Haven't you herd? we go to them, in cattle cars.

                  "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                    Haven't you herd? we go to them, in cattle cars.

                    "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                    scedastic
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                    This is udderly absurd!

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                      This is udderly absurd!

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                      Gary R Wheeler
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                      I'm developing a beef with the two of you.

                      Software Zen: delete this;

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