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    OriginalGriff
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    If you child proof your house, how do the kids still keep getting in?

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      If you child proof your house, how do the kids still keep getting in?

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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      Mike Hankey
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      Mine kept sneaking in through the pet door.

      The less you need, the more you have. JaxCoder.com

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        If you child proof your house, how do the kids still keep getting in?

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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        jeron1
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        OriginalGriff wrote:

        how do the kids still keep getting in?

        They forget to close the barn door?

        "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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          If you child proof your house, how do the kids still keep getting in?

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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          Daniel Pfeffer
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          Perhaps the problem is the child-proofing on the wife. :)

          Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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            Perhaps the problem is the child-proofing on the wife. :)

            Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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            scottgp
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            Or the husband. Both just to be sure. ;-) Scott

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              If you child proof your house, how do the kids still keep getting in?

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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              Lost User
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              The stork drops them down the chimney.

              It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it. ― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                If you child proof your house, how do the kids still keep getting in?

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                Slow Eddie
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                The little ankle-biters are devious, aren't they?

                It's always worse than it seems.

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  If you child proof your house, how do the kids still keep getting in?

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                  Forogar
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                  They are just like idiots. You can never make anything idiot-proof because idiots are so ingenious!

                  - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    If you child proof your house, how do the kids still keep getting in?

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                    tarco
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                    I guess rugrats can chew through anything.

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