Thought of the Day

[OriginalGriff]

Does Pepsi fire employees if they test positive for Coke?

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[jeron1]

Not sure, let me consult with Dr. Pepper.

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[Daniel Pfeffer]

They have their own special health program. Anyone testing negative for artificial additives is fired. :)

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[rnbergren]

Would Diet Caffeine Free Varieties give a false positive or a false negative?

To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer

[Forogar]

Just false sweetness.

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[SeeSharp2]

There is actually a lot of truth in that joke. :^)

[gardnerp]

Seems like a line there.

[W Balboos GHB]

As they've clearly lost their sparkle they'd be fired flat-out.

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