AOL speke
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I couldn't resist: Principles behind the Agile Manifesto We follow these principles: Our highest priority is to satisfy the customer through early and continuous delivery of valuable software. AOL Speke: PRINCIPLES BHIND TEH AGIEL MANIEFS2 WE FOLOW THAS3 PRINCIPLAS OUR HIGHEST PRIORITY IS 2 SATISFY TEH CUS2MER THROUGH EARLY AND CONTINUOUS DELIEVRY OF VALUABLE SOFTWAER!!!!!!!1 OMG LOL :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"The frightening thing is that I've worked with grown programmers, English as their first language, who wrote just about like that. Including the all caps. I'll leave their code to your imagination... Chistopher Duncan Author - The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World (Apress)
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For your endless amusement[^] cheers, Chris Maunder
FOR UR 3NDL3S MUS3MENT I tried the previous (lame) JOTD: A PR3IST A RABI AND A DUK WOK IN2 A DA BARTANDER LOKS UP AND SAYS WUT IS THIS SOM3 KIND OF JOK3 ???!? OMG LOL hehehe.... Do you know why it's important to make fast decisions? Because you give yourself more time to correct your mistakes, when you find out that you made the wrong one. Chris Meech on deciding whether to go to his daughters graduation or a Neil Young concert
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The frightening thing is that I've worked with grown programmers, English as their first language, who wrote just about like that. Including the all caps. I'll leave their code to your imagination... Chistopher Duncan Author - The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World (Apress)
for (int i = 0; i < 10; i++)
{
//do something
}Translates into
FOR (INT I = 0 I < 10 I+)
{
/DO SOM3THNG
}You'll need a lot of
#definesto get that to compile :rolleyes: - Anders Money talks, but all mine ever says is "Goodbye!" -
for (int i = 0; i < 10; i++)
{
//do something
}Translates into
FOR (INT I = 0 I < 10 I+)
{
/DO SOM3THNG
}You'll need a lot of
#definesto get that to compile :rolleyes: - Anders Money talks, but all mine ever says is "Goodbye!"it does escape the "//" into one "/" ?
Maximilien Lincourt For success one must aquire one's self
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For your endless amusement[^] cheers, Chris Maunder
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For your endless amusement[^] cheers, Chris Maunder
Me: Where did you learn to write? In a cave? Translated: WHERE DI U LAARN 2 WRIET?!!!!!? WTF IN A CAEV ??!?!???? OMG WTF LOL ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
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For your endless amusement[^] cheers, Chris Maunder
lol :laugh: Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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For your endless amusement[^] cheers, Chris Maunder
BRILIANT ABSOLUTALY BRILIANT1111!1!! OMG WTF LOL :laugh:
David Wulff
"It is a helpless feeling to be unable to make something so terribly wrong... right."
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For your endless amusement[^] cheers, Chris Maunder
DEAR MR11!!!1 WTF LOL MAUNDER WE WUD LIEK 2 TAEK A MOM3NT OF UR TIEM 2 SINC3R3LY THANK U FOR UR MAZNG CONTRIBUTIONS 2 DA TECHNICAL COMUNITY OVAR DA Y3ARS!!!1!11 OMG WTF LOL IT IS WITHOUT R3SERVATION TAHT APLAUD UR ALMOST BOUNDLAS CACHE OF ANERGY WIT WHICH U HAEV ACOMPLISH3D SO MUCH FOR UR DAV3LOPM3NT BRETHRAN111!! LOL IT IS OUR SINCAR3ST HOPE TAHT U CONTINU3 2 REAP TEH RAWARDS OF UR HARD WORK AND R3CAIEV DA RECOGNITION U SO RICHLY UR11!11! LOL CPIAN BROTH3RS Cheers, Tom Archer, Inside C# Mainstream is just a word for the way things always have been -- just a middle-of-the-road, tow-the-line thing; a front for the Man serving up the same warmed-over slop he did yesterday and expecting you to say, "Thank you sir, may I have another?"
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For your endless amusement[^] cheers, Chris Maunder
Again I ask, where do you find this stuff Chris?
Hawaian shirts and shorts work too in Summer. People assume you're either a complete nut (in which case not a worthy target) or so damn good you don't need to worry about camouflage... -Anna-Jayne Metcalfe on Paintballing
