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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    I don't like computer jokes – not one bit.

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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    jeron1
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    Me neither, they tend to RAM those SCSI jokes down our throats.

    "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      I don't like computer jokes – not one bit.

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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      DRHuff
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      Disk kind of joke really bugs me. Get with the program! Your output will be monitored and if you do not comply you will be sent to the back of the bus. ( Oh Mother I’m board)

      If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        I don't like computer jokes – not one bit.

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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        W Balboos GHB
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        Short of a good return; let me float this by you:   while() we push our luck, our pop-ularity may remain undefined.

        Ravings en masse^

        "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

        "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          I don't like computer jokes – not one bit.

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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          Ron Anders
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          Aw, just a nibble?

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            I don't like computer jokes – not one bit.

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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            Daniel Pfeffer
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            Anyone who tells hardware jokes is ASIC puppy.

            Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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              Anyone who tells hardware jokes is ASIC puppy.

              Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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              PIEBALDconsult
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              I agree there's a RISC.

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                I agree there's a RISC.

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                jeron1
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                Like going to the PROM on the IDEs of March? Yeah I know that one ISA bit of a stretch, but I was getting ANSI.

                "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  I don't like computer jokes – not one bit.

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                  Slow Eddie
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                  I diskn't think it would get this bad. Not sure if I have enough memory to deal with it. However, I keyboard most of the time, so I'll try.

                  Repo Man

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    I don't like computer jokes – not one bit.

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                    kmoorevs
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                    This thread is a flop but it int your fault! :laugh:

                    "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse "Hope is contagious"

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      I don't like computer jokes – not one bit.

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                      Richard Andrew x64
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                      A good one! Throw it on the stack!

                      The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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