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    After the waters receded, Noah commanded all the animals to go forth and multiply. The Ark quickly emptied, except for two small snakes, that stayed behind. When Noah asked them why they responded, "We can't multiply, we're Adders". Noah, being the resourceful man he was, immediately got busy cutting down trees and building a large table with the unfinished lumber therefrom. And saw it was good. The snakes were overjoyed when Noah picked them up and and placed them on it. Noah and the snakes both knew that even Adders could multiply on a log table. Where did I put that coat?

    The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

      After the waters receded, Noah commanded all the animals to go forth and multiply. The Ark quickly emptied, except for two small snakes, that stayed behind. When Noah asked them why they responded, "We can't multiply, we're Adders". Noah, being the resourceful man he was, immediately got busy cutting down trees and building a large table with the unfinished lumber therefrom. And saw it was good. The snakes were overjoyed when Noah picked them up and and placed them on it. Noah and the snakes both knew that even Adders could multiply on a log table. Where did I put that coat?

      The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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      g_p_l
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      They could do even more with a little twig

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      • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

        After the waters receded, Noah commanded all the animals to go forth and multiply. The Ark quickly emptied, except for two small snakes, that stayed behind. When Noah asked them why they responded, "We can't multiply, we're Adders". Noah, being the resourceful man he was, immediately got busy cutting down trees and building a large table with the unfinished lumber therefrom. And saw it was good. The snakes were overjoyed when Noah picked them up and and placed them on it. Noah and the snakes both knew that even Adders could multiply on a log table. Where did I put that coat?

        The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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        "Go fourth and multiply? I don't even know what I'm doing but he has me batting clean-up." -- A B.C. cartoon (in the 70s?)

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          "Go fourth and multiply? I don't even know what I'm doing but he has me batting clean-up." -- A B.C. cartoon (in the 70s?)

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          "Go forth and multiply". Seems like maybe Noah had not only animals but also programming languages on that Ark. Go, Forth... Multiply must have gone the way of the unicorn. :(

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          • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

            After the waters receded, Noah commanded all the animals to go forth and multiply. The Ark quickly emptied, except for two small snakes, that stayed behind. When Noah asked them why they responded, "We can't multiply, we're Adders". Noah, being the resourceful man he was, immediately got busy cutting down trees and building a large table with the unfinished lumber therefrom. And saw it was good. The snakes were overjoyed when Noah picked them up and and placed them on it. Noah and the snakes both knew that even Adders could multiply on a log table. Where did I put that coat?

            The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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            Slow Eddie
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            Phew! That was bad in Biblical proportions.

            Repo Man.

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              Phew! That was bad in Biblical proportions.

              Repo Man.

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              Mike Hankey
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              Why cockroaches, why mosquitos? What was he thinking?

              The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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              • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                After the waters receded, Noah commanded all the animals to go forth and multiply. The Ark quickly emptied, except for two small snakes, that stayed behind. When Noah asked them why they responded, "We can't multiply, we're Adders". Noah, being the resourceful man he was, immediately got busy cutting down trees and building a large table with the unfinished lumber therefrom. And saw it was good. The snakes were overjoyed when Noah picked them up and and placed them on it. Noah and the snakes both knew that even Adders could multiply on a log table. Where did I put that coat?

                The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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                jschell
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                Probably better ask how many old school mathematicians are in the room before telling that one.

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                • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                  After the waters receded, Noah commanded all the animals to go forth and multiply. The Ark quickly emptied, except for two small snakes, that stayed behind. When Noah asked them why they responded, "We can't multiply, we're Adders". Noah, being the resourceful man he was, immediately got busy cutting down trees and building a large table with the unfinished lumber therefrom. And saw it was good. The snakes were overjoyed when Noah picked them up and and placed them on it. Noah and the snakes both knew that even Adders could multiply on a log table. Where did I put that coat?

                  The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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                  englebart
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                  I love it! Noah multiply Adders Log table. Like someone else mentioned, target audience must be 55+. Better start telling it to as many old engineers as I can find.

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