What company should bald people fly with?

[Johnny J]

Receding airlines! Batish! I'll get my coat... :rolleyes:

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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[g_p_l]

I resemble that remark!

[jsc42]

That's the way wig go. There'll be a price toupee for that.

[PIEBALDconsult]

I'd be concerned about the effectiveness of their coaming.

[Gary R Wheeler]

Some of us prefer the term "follicly-challenged", thank you very much :^)

Software Zen: delete this;

[Matthew Dennis]

I worked with someone who said' "It's not a bald spot. It's a solar collector for a sex machine"

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."