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[honey the codewitch]

When people call their pets "fur baby" it's "adorable" but when I call kids "skin dogs" I'm "disgusting" and "the worst pediatrician in this hospital"

Real programmers use butterflies

[OriginalGriff]

"Ankle biting disease factories" doesn't seem to go down well either. Strangely nor does "did you keep the receipt?" when shown the pictures ... :-D

"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

[PIEBALDconsult]

Clearly you're a semi-evolved simian.

[honey the codewitch]

"Is it a rescue?" is one of my go tos.

Real programmers use butterflies

[Kenneth Haugland]

I find it safest to ignore most of the internet, but you know: To each their own ;)

[obermd]

My favorite was the child care center on a college campus: Child Development Center (CDC).

[Estys]

Ectoparasites.

[JohaViss61]

Financial leeches :mad:

[Matt Bond]

I found out today that when asked which is my favorite child, one is expected to name one of your own.

Bond Keep all things as simple as possible, but no simpler. -said someone, somewhere