Darwin vs Cyclists

[ColinDavies]

Hypothesis a). The desire to be a cyclist is a genetic trait. Hypothesis b). Cycling causes impotenenece. (urologist Irwin Goldstein ) "There are two kinds of cyclists: those who are impotent and those who will be." Fact: Impotent folk don't reproduce well. -- Conjecture. Cyclism will eventually outbreed itself over future generations. And humanity will be freed from the scurge of pedallers. Regardz Colin J Davies

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[jhaga]

I think it is the same with people riding horses. They get impotent and disappear. That's why we have so much cars on the roads today. jhaga CodeProject House, Paul Watson wrote: ...and the roar of John Simmons own personal Nascar in the garage. Meg flitting about taking photos.Chris having an heated arguement with Colin Davies and .S.Rod. over egian values. Nish manically typing *censur*. Duncan racing around after his pet *c.* Michael Martin and Bryce loudly yelling *c.* C.G. having a fit as Roger Wright loads up *c.* . Anna waving her *c.* and Deb scoffing chocolates in the corner. ...Good heavens!

[Chris Maunder]

a) Impotence is only caused for those who cycle way more than the average office commuter, b) By the time they are impotent they have probably already bred. cheers, Chris Maunder

[Phil Hamer]

On the other hand, those who are cyclists are probably healthier than those who aren't, so it could work both ways.

[Oguz Mazlum]

You have to check this out, and watch the movie http://www.harunyahya.com/m\_video\_collapse.php

[Ryan Binns]

Colin Davies wrote: impotenenece :confused: That's an interesting word. Perhaps you meant "impotence" ;P Ryan Being little and getting pushed around by big guys all my life I guess I compensate by pushing electrons and holes around. What a bully I am, but I do enjoy making subatomic particles hop at my bidding - Roger Wright (2nd April 2003, The Lounge)
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[ColinDavies]

probably :-) Regardz Colin J Davies

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[Lost User]

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[Gary R Wheeler]

That's such a load of crap. If you adjust your seat properly, you don't have any problems with impotence. Trust me - the last tour I rode, if the noises from some of the other riders' tents around me at night were any indication, nobody was having any problems. If a cyclist pissed you off on the road, causing your desire to be "freed from the scurge[sic]", they probably weren't obeying local traffic rules. Go ahead and hit them next time. Legit riders hate the rude bastards too. By the way - it's spelled scourge.

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[Brit]

Oguz Mazlum wrote: You have to check this out, and watch the movie First, that's a bit tangental to the original post. Second, like Christians, Muslims need to stop tying their beliefs to creationism with quotes like "the creation account in the Holy Qur'an is not compatible with any evolutionary model" because it will ultimately mean that Islam will die in the face of an educated public. Similarly, it would be as foolish to make statements like "our holy book is incompatible with the idea of a spherical earth" because you're simply setting yourself up to discredit your own religion. ------------------------------------------ "I had no interest in trying to actually drive [in Italy], that would have been suicide. It would have been comitting my body entirely to game with indistinct rules, playing with a nation of opponents who are professionals at the sport."