My cousin posted she was expecting twins

[phil o]

I commented: "Finally, two children of the same father" She blocked me...

"Five fruits and vegetables a day? What a joke! Personally, after the third watermelon, I'm full."

[David Crow]

Two different fathers is a possibility.

"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson

"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons

"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles