Optimism and Pessimism
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I just found this. Though I would share it... A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom & gloom pessimist. Just to see what would happen, on Christmas Eve their father loaded the pessimist's room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist's room he loaded with horse manure. That next morning on Christmas the father passed by the pessimist's room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly. "Why are you crying?" the father asked. "Because my friends will be jealous, I'll have to read all these instructions before I can do anything with this stuff, I'll constantly need batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken." answered the pessimist twin. Passing the optimist twin's room, the father found him dancing for joy in the pile of manure. "What are you so happy about?" he asked. To which his optimist twin replied, "There's got to be a pony in here somewhere!"
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I just found this. Though I would share it... A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom & gloom pessimist. Just to see what would happen, on Christmas Eve their father loaded the pessimist's room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist's room he loaded with horse manure. That next morning on Christmas the father passed by the pessimist's room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly. "Why are you crying?" the father asked. "Because my friends will be jealous, I'll have to read all these instructions before I can do anything with this stuff, I'll constantly need batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken." answered the pessimist twin. Passing the optimist twin's room, the father found him dancing for joy in the pile of manure. "What are you so happy about?" he asked. To which his optimist twin replied, "There's got to be a pony in here somewhere!"
Still not Farcebook ... perhaps you are confused which site you are on ...
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I just found this. Though I would share it... A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom & gloom pessimist. Just to see what would happen, on Christmas Eve their father loaded the pessimist's room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist's room he loaded with horse manure. That next morning on Christmas the father passed by the pessimist's room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly. "Why are you crying?" the father asked. "Because my friends will be jealous, I'll have to read all these instructions before I can do anything with this stuff, I'll constantly need batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken." answered the pessimist twin. Passing the optimist twin's room, the father found him dancing for joy in the pile of manure. "What are you so happy about?" he asked. To which his optimist twin replied, "There's got to be a pony in here somewhere!"
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Still not Farcebook ... perhaps you are confused which site you are on ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
Okay, fine not Farcebook(Farcebook? Last time I heard someone say it like that they were Dutch), but I figured people needed a laugh. Laughing is the only way I keep my severe depression in check... Sorry...
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Still not Farcebook ... perhaps you are confused which site you are on ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
Funny, you can post things like it's "Farcebook" but no one else can, see down below in the discussion "Thought of the Day"
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Okay, fine not Farcebook(Farcebook? Last time I heard someone say it like that they were Dutch), but I figured people needed a laugh. Laughing is the only way I keep my severe depression in check... Sorry...
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Laughing is the only way I keep my severe depression in check... Sorry...
You are on a dangerous path! In case you really have a severe depression then please contact professional help. In case you don't feel able to do that, send me a personal mail and I will try to organize it.
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Laughing is the only way I keep my severe depression in check... Sorry...
You are on a dangerous path! In case you really have a severe depression then please contact professional help. In case you don't feel able to do that, send me a personal mail and I will try to organize it.
Eh, already have, I have had depression for 6 years now... I guess thanks for the offer though.
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I just found this. Though I would share it... A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom & gloom pessimist. Just to see what would happen, on Christmas Eve their father loaded the pessimist's room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist's room he loaded with horse manure. That next morning on Christmas the father passed by the pessimist's room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly. "Why are you crying?" the father asked. "Because my friends will be jealous, I'll have to read all these instructions before I can do anything with this stuff, I'll constantly need batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken." answered the pessimist twin. Passing the optimist twin's room, the father found him dancing for joy in the pile of manure. "What are you so happy about?" he asked. To which his optimist twin replied, "There's got to be a pony in here somewhere!"
Two brothers sitting at kitchen table Mother ask oldest son: What do you want for breakfast? Boy answers: I want some f**kin pancakes. Where upon the mother slaps him. Mother asks younger son, what do you want for breakfast? Younger son answers: I don't want no f**kin pancakes. Merry Christmas y'all!
The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com
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Two brothers sitting at kitchen table Mother ask oldest son: What do you want for breakfast? Boy answers: I want some f**kin pancakes. Where upon the mother slaps him. Mother asks younger son, what do you want for breakfast? Younger son answers: I don't want no f**kin pancakes. Merry Christmas y'all!
The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com
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Eh, already have, I have had depression for 6 years now... I guess thanks for the offer though.
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I see already a post from you again currently "Message currently under review". Please come down. A coding forum can't help for your problems. Again: Contact professional help or contact me to help you to help getting professional help.
Okay, that's a literal question about name tags on here.
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I just found this. Though I would share it... A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom & gloom pessimist. Just to see what would happen, on Christmas Eve their father loaded the pessimist's room with every imaginable toy and game. The optimist's room he loaded with horse manure. That next morning on Christmas the father passed by the pessimist's room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly. "Why are you crying?" the father asked. "Because my friends will be jealous, I'll have to read all these instructions before I can do anything with this stuff, I'll constantly need batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken." answered the pessimist twin. Passing the optimist twin's room, the father found him dancing for joy in the pile of manure. "What are you so happy about?" he asked. To which his optimist twin replied, "There's got to be a pony in here somewhere!"
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Okay, that's a literal question about name tags on here.
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really? look again...
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really? look again...
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:doh: :doh: :doh: you replied then deleted the reply...
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:doh: :doh: :doh: you replied then deleted the reply...
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:doh: :doh: :doh: you replied then deleted the reply...
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Sure... Just post it in the "Question"
