I got fired from my job at the sports fan merch factory...WARNING, WILL CAUSE EYE ROLLING...
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I punched a guy, and when they asked me why, I told them he gave me the finger. [The finger he gave me](data:image/jpeg;base64,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I punched a guy, and when they asked me why, I told them he gave me the finger. [The finger he gave me](data:image/jpeg;base64,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
This one is so predictable, I don't even have to look at the image.
The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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This one is so predictable, I don't even have to look at the image.
The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.
Okay, well goal achieved. This is supposed to be a bad joke, hence it being Dad Joke of the Day.
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I punched a guy, and when they asked me why, I told them he gave me the finger. [The finger he gave me](data:image/jpeg;base64,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
I did roll my eyes, the image link is not even working! :omg: :rolleyes:
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I did roll my eyes, the image link is not even working! :omg: :rolleyes:
A new .NET Serializer All in one Menu-Ribbon Bar Taking over the world since 1371!
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