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    A buddhist, agnostic, and a christian are fishing out in the middle of the lake on a boat. As the day goes on, the buddhist realizes that he forgot his lunch on the shore of the lake. He tells the other two that he is going to get his lunch. The christian goes to paddle the boat into shore, before he can the buddhist gets up and walks across the water to the shore, gets his lunch and returns. The christian looks at the buddhist in awe, but says nothing. A few minutes later the agnotic also realizes that he has forgotten his lunch. As before, he tells the others he forgot his lunch, and, like before, the chirstian goes to row into shore, but the agnotics gets up before he can, walks across the water, gets his lunch and comes back. The christain is truly confused, but says nothing. After a few minutes, not wanting to seem like the odd man out, the christian loudly announces that he too has forgoteen his lunch and proceeds to step out onto the water, and immediatley falls in. The buddhist turns to the agnostic: "Should we tell him where the stones are?"

    ..........Zack.......... Developer Extraordinaire && Full Time Geek

    Think different, think beige "Don't go out of your way to step on people's toes, but don't stop walking all-together." GCS\P\SS d- s-:- a-- C++$ U--- P--- L- E- W++ N o K-? w+++ O++ !M-- V PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5+ X+ R++ tv++ b++ DI++ D+++ G+>G++++ e* h- r++ y+

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      A buddhist, agnostic, and a christian are fishing out in the middle of the lake on a boat. As the day goes on, the buddhist realizes that he forgot his lunch on the shore of the lake. He tells the other two that he is going to get his lunch. The christian goes to paddle the boat into shore, before he can the buddhist gets up and walks across the water to the shore, gets his lunch and returns. The christian looks at the buddhist in awe, but says nothing. A few minutes later the agnotic also realizes that he has forgotten his lunch. As before, he tells the others he forgot his lunch, and, like before, the chirstian goes to row into shore, but the agnotics gets up before he can, walks across the water, gets his lunch and comes back. The christain is truly confused, but says nothing. After a few minutes, not wanting to seem like the odd man out, the christian loudly announces that he too has forgoteen his lunch and proceeds to step out onto the water, and immediatley falls in. The buddhist turns to the agnostic: "Should we tell him where the stones are?"

      ..........Zack.......... Developer Extraordinaire && Full Time Geek

      Think different, think beige "Don't go out of your way to step on people's toes, but don't stop walking all-together." GCS\P\SS d- s-:- a-- C++$ U--- P--- L- E- W++ N o K-? w+++ O++ !M-- V PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5+ X+ R++ tv++ b++ DI++ D+++ G+>G++++ e* h- r++ y+

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      Been a long time since I heard this one. Thanks for making me laugh a little today. Wayne

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