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  • N Nemanja Trifunovic

    You would love Perl, methinks. There is no such thing as unreadable code written in that language.

    utf8-cpp

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    And don't forget dotnetperls[^] :-\

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    • N Nemanja Trifunovic

      You would love Perl, methinks. There is no such thing as unreadable code written in that language.

      utf8-cpp

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      honey the codewitch
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      Fair. I forgot about perl. Mercifully.

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        honey the codewitch wrote:

        You can produce more incomprehensible code with C++ than I think you can in any other major language

        Hahahahaha ... not even close. Work this out:

        ⎕←(~A∊A∘.×A)/A←1↓⍳N

        or this:

        life ← {⊃1 ⍵ ∨.∧ 3 4 = +/ +⌿ ¯1 0 1 ∘.⊖ ¯1 0 1 ⌽¨ ⊂⍵}

        C++ can't even come close to APL for code density or incomprehensibility! :laugh: The first one is the Sieve of Eratosthenes, the second is the Game of Life.

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        honey the codewitch
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        Does anyone actually use APL anymore though? I mean significantly, not just people porting old code and the like? According to Wiki the last stable release was 21 years ago.

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        • H honey the codewitch

          I love this language except when it's used cryptically. You can produce more incomprehensible code with C++ than I think you can in any other major language. I'm poring over C code right now - C really isn't that much better, but fortunately you can do less with it. The code is evil. It's absolutely terrible to read, almost as if they were *trying* to hide intent. Porting it to C++ is my fresh hell. I love this language, but would it kill people to write readable code, or at least comment it with something *helpful*? Anyway, I guess what I'm saying is C++ is both my favorite and least favorite language. It's weird like that.

          Real programmers use butterflies

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          Super Lloyd
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          I have seen snippet of PERL, and I believe it can be worse... :O

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          • N Nemanja Trifunovic

            You would love Perl, methinks. There is no such thing as unreadable code written in that language.

            utf8-cpp

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            Agreed! :)

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            • H honey the codewitch

              Does anyone actually use APL anymore though? I mean significantly, not just people porting old code and the like? According to Wiki the last stable release was 21 years ago.

              Real programmers use butterflies

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              OriginalGriff
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              Surprisingly, yes:

              APL (programming language) - Wikipedia[^]

              Today, APL remains in use in a wide range of commercial and scientific applications, for example investment management,[82] asset management,[91] health care,[92] and DNA profiling,[93][94] and by hobbyists.[95]

              I suspect APL programmers will tell you the last stable release was perfect, so it hasn't needed changing since ... they are generally an odd bunch, APL programmers ... :-D

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              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                Surprisingly, yes:

                APL (programming language) - Wikipedia[^]

                Today, APL remains in use in a wide range of commercial and scientific applications, for example investment management,[82] asset management,[91] health care,[92] and DNA profiling,[93][94] and by hobbyists.[95]

                I suspect APL programmers will tell you the last stable release was perfect, so it hasn't needed changing since ... they are generally an odd bunch, APL programmers ... :-D

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                Dan Neely
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                OriginalGriff wrote:

                Today, APL remains in use in a wide range of commercial and scientific applications, for example investment management,[82] asset management,[91] health care,[92] and DNA profiling,[93][94] and by hobbyists.[95]

                So that's 4x no one can understand the :elephant:ing stuff well enough to port ancient legacy code, and 1x :sunshine:s playing code golf. :rolleyes:

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  honey the codewitch wrote:

                  You can produce more incomprehensible code with C++ than I think you can in any other major language

                  Hahahahaha ... not even close. Work this out:

                  ⎕←(~A∊A∘.×A)/A←1↓⍳N

                  or this:

                  life ← {⊃1 ⍵ ∨.∧ 3 4 = +/ +⌿ ¯1 0 1 ∘.⊖ ¯1 0 1 ⌽¨ ⊂⍵}

                  C++ can't even come close to APL for code density or incomprehensibility! :laugh: The first one is the Sieve of Eratosthenes, the second is the Game of Life.

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                  obermd
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                  TECO was the same way. TECO was used to write the first version of Emacs and is a string processing language. One of the challenges TECO coders would do is write a one liner and challenge their counterparts to write the result of putting their name in the function.

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                  • H honey the codewitch

                    I love this language except when it's used cryptically. You can produce more incomprehensible code with C++ than I think you can in any other major language. I'm poring over C code right now - C really isn't that much better, but fortunately you can do less with it. The code is evil. It's absolutely terrible to read, almost as if they were *trying* to hide intent. Porting it to C++ is my fresh hell. I love this language, but would it kill people to write readable code, or at least comment it with something *helpful*? Anyway, I guess what I'm saying is C++ is both my favorite and least favorite language. It's weird like that.

                    Real programmers use butterflies

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                    If you've got a system that supports dc, try this:

                    dc -e '2p3p[dl!d2+s!%0=@l!l^!<#]s#[s/0ds^]s@[p]s&[ddvs^3s!l#x0<&2+l.x]ds.x'

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                    • H honey the codewitch

                      I love this language except when it's used cryptically. You can produce more incomprehensible code with C++ than I think you can in any other major language. I'm poring over C code right now - C really isn't that much better, but fortunately you can do less with it. The code is evil. It's absolutely terrible to read, almost as if they were *trying* to hide intent. Porting it to C++ is my fresh hell. I love this language, but would it kill people to write readable code, or at least comment it with something *helpful*? Anyway, I guess what I'm saying is C++ is both my favorite and least favorite language. It's weird like that.

                      Real programmers use butterflies

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                      Mike Hankey
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                      I don't have a problem converting C to C++ except when it comes to interrupt handlers, they're a bit tricky. But then again I'm not converting very complicated code...AVR devices are pretty simple.

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                      • H honey the codewitch

                        I love this language except when it's used cryptically. You can produce more incomprehensible code with C++ than I think you can in any other major language. I'm poring over C code right now - C really isn't that much better, but fortunately you can do less with it. The code is evil. It's absolutely terrible to read, almost as if they were *trying* to hide intent. Porting it to C++ is my fresh hell. I love this language, but would it kill people to write readable code, or at least comment it with something *helpful*? Anyway, I guess what I'm saying is C++ is both my favorite and least favorite language. It's weird like that.

                        Real programmers use butterflies

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                        Matthew Dennis
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                        The Eureka moment with C++ is when you understand what features you really don't want to use because they make the code less comprehensible. like multiple inheritance from multiple classes with a common base class. That being said, I once wrote a co-operative multitasking OS for an embedded system in less than 15K of binary in Turbo C++. All the task and timer lists were automatically set up by the class initializers at startup. Just link it in and it got scheduled.

                        "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

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                          If you've got a system that supports dc, try this:

                          dc -e '2p3p[dl!d2+s!%0=@l!l^!<#]s#[s/0ds^]s@[p]s&[ddvs^3s!l#x0<&2+l.x]ds.x'

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                          Lost User
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                          How long do I need to wait for it to finish? :confused:

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                            The Eureka moment with C++ is when you understand what features you really don't want to use because they make the code less comprehensible. like multiple inheritance from multiple classes with a common base class. That being said, I once wrote a co-operative multitasking OS for an embedded system in less than 15K of binary in Turbo C++. All the task and timer lists were automatically set up by the class initializers at startup. Just link it in and it got scheduled.

                            "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

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                            honey the codewitch
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                            My issue comes largely from my finicky-ness. I do a lot of C++ programming, and while I hesitate to say I'm proficient at C++, on balance I'd be lying if I said I didn't think I was. What I mean by being picky is that I don't keep C-isms in my C++ code. I port macros to ifs on constexpr values, and I use templates a lot, like for pin assignments in this case, but it means restructuring code, which means understanding it.

                            Real programmers use butterflies

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                            • H honey the codewitch

                              I love this language except when it's used cryptically. You can produce more incomprehensible code with C++ than I think you can in any other major language. I'm poring over C code right now - C really isn't that much better, but fortunately you can do less with it. The code is evil. It's absolutely terrible to read, almost as if they were *trying* to hide intent. Porting it to C++ is my fresh hell. I love this language, but would it kill people to write readable code, or at least comment it with something *helpful*? Anyway, I guess what I'm saying is C++ is both my favorite and least favorite language. It's weird like that.

                              Real programmers use butterflies

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                              Memtha
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                              C++ is my favorite language because it does not force you to do anything. That does include making it readable, which is the original author's fault not the language. Languages that force you to make your code readable will inevitably loose some (potentially very useful) features in order to make that happen, like #define for example. I admit I am guilty of intentionally making code less readable, only because I am forced to run it through a painfully awful "security" code scanner. The program is a web api in c# and the only way we can take any kind of data from the db and return it to the caller without the scanner whining is to store the data in a dictionary (dynamic) and then retrieve it back again, so that's been wrapped up in a pair of methods: return obfuscator.get(obfuscator.insert(db.runProc("ProcName", args, or, whatever)))

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                                C++ is my favorite language because it does not force you to do anything. That does include making it readable, which is the original author's fault not the language. Languages that force you to make your code readable will inevitably loose some (potentially very useful) features in order to make that happen, like #define for example. I admit I am guilty of intentionally making code less readable, only because I am forced to run it through a painfully awful "security" code scanner. The program is a web api in c# and the only way we can take any kind of data from the db and return it to the caller without the scanner whining is to store the data in a dictionary (dynamic) and then retrieve it back again, so that's been wrapped up in a pair of methods: return obfuscator.get(obfuscator.insert(db.runProc("ProcName", args, or, whatever)))

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                                honey the codewitch
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                                I agree with you. I would say my complaint - if anything - I mean, I LOVE C++, is that it makes it easy to do The Wrong Thing(TM), and that includes hiding intent. Showing intent is everything, particularly in C++ where there are a billion ways to skin a million cats. However, that takes practice, is not always possible without comments, and is easy to ignore if you get lazy.

                                Real programmers use butterflies

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                                  I agree with you. I would say my complaint - if anything - I mean, I LOVE C++, is that it makes it easy to do The Wrong Thing(TM), and that includes hiding intent. Showing intent is everything, particularly in C++ where there are a billion ways to skin a million cats. However, that takes practice, is not always possible without comments, and is easy to ignore if you get lazy.

                                  Real programmers use butterflies

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                                  David ONeil
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                                  I would say that the PEEKs and POKEs, segmented memory addressing, and gotos in my youthful program studies, were more intent-hiding than almost any of the C++ code I've seen since then! Some early Basic programs had me head scratching a lot!

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                                    How long do I need to wait for it to finish? :confused:

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                                    It will stop when it has guessed your password and emailed it. [I have no idea what it does]

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                                    • M Memtha

                                      C++ is my favorite language because it does not force you to do anything. That does include making it readable, which is the original author's fault not the language. Languages that force you to make your code readable will inevitably loose some (potentially very useful) features in order to make that happen, like #define for example. I admit I am guilty of intentionally making code less readable, only because I am forced to run it through a painfully awful "security" code scanner. The program is a web api in c# and the only way we can take any kind of data from the db and return it to the caller without the scanner whining is to store the data in a dictionary (dynamic) and then retrieve it back again, so that's been wrapped up in a pair of methods: return obfuscator.get(obfuscator.insert(db.runProc("ProcName", args, or, whatever)))

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                                      #ifndef SCANNER_LIVE

                                      doInjection(args);

                                      #endif

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                                        #ifndef SCANNER_LIVE

                                        doInjection(args);

                                        #endif

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                                        Memtha
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                                        Unfortunately the scanner isn't intelligent enough to know what ifdef means. We just took all the unit tests out of the repo because it was complaining about using assert, among other things. So now jenkins has to pull 2 repos to run the tests.

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                                        • H honey the codewitch

                                          I love this language except when it's used cryptically. You can produce more incomprehensible code with C++ than I think you can in any other major language. I'm poring over C code right now - C really isn't that much better, but fortunately you can do less with it. The code is evil. It's absolutely terrible to read, almost as if they were *trying* to hide intent. Porting it to C++ is my fresh hell. I love this language, but would it kill people to write readable code, or at least comment it with something *helpful*? Anyway, I guess what I'm saying is C++ is both my favorite and least favorite language. It's weird like that.

                                          Real programmers use butterflies

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                                          Gary R Wheeler
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                                          honey the codewitch wrote:

                                          The code is evil. It's absolutely terrible to read, almost as if they were *trying* to hide intent.

                                          I am now responsible for a piece of code that's been part of our business for over thirty years. This software handles rendering our proprietary printer language into bitmaps, and then shipping those bitmaps out to be printed. It was originally written by a guy who I'll call BK. BK worked on this one code base for 25 years. It had been 'stable' (bugs are features at that point) for quite a while, and they tried to reassign BK to another project. After six months of doing absolutely nothing he decided to retire when he was confronted. When this landed in my lap, we had not even recompiled this stuff in over ten years. I looked through the source code a few times to answer questions, but hadn't needed to really understand it. Last fall we had a piece of customer-specific hardware go obsolete so we needed to design a replacement. I started looking through the code to see what would need changed. Good :elephant:ing grief. This code was written explicitly so that only a single person could maintain it. It was in C. Function prototypes weren't used. Header files didn't define the functions or data in the corresponding .C source file. There were numerous global structs, variables, and #define's with 3, 2, and yes even 1! character names. I think the best bit of numb:elephant:ery was a group of #define's he'd added before #include <windows.h> which changed the definition of a number of values in the Windows headers which his comment (one of the few) claimed "Microsoft got wrong". I spent over 100 manhours identifying precisely the changes I needed to make and where. My replacement took less than a day from the time I started writing it to when it was compiled, tested, and ready for a trial on customer equipment. This code is [in]famous for something else. I'm a vulgar man, and I swear a lot in casual conversation with people I know, including my coworkers. That said, I've never cussed or used foul language in my source code. It just didn't seem professional. Until. This. Crap. There is now a comment block in this code following my modifications which looks something like this:

                                          // ====================================================================
                                          // USELESS SHIT LEFT OVER FROM THE ORIGINAL IMPLEMENTATION
                                          // =======================================

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