My grandma got a new hearing aid

[honey the codewitch]

"It was $5." she said. "What kind is it?" I asked. "Ten-o-clock." I didn't even take off my coat. I'll be going now.

To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.

[deepok1]

well, at least the fakes are pretty cheap these days :laugh:

[Daniel Pfeffer]

These days, even a hearing trumpet costs more than that. :sigh:

Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

[TNCaver]

A conversation between three old codgers: "It sure is windy today." "No, it's Thursday!" "I'm thirsty, too. Let's get a beer!"

If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.