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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    Got out of bed at 06:00, grabbed the laundry baskets, made and drank my :java: Brushed teeth, had a shower, loaded the washing machine. "Odd." I thought. "That felt like there was a lump in that load." About to press "Start" when I thought I'd just check to be on the safe side. And found my phone in the washer ... :-O Don't think that would have helped it much, even with the antivirus liquid I wash Herself's clothes in (Old Folk Homes are breeding grounds for nasties like Norovirus, nearly as bad as Primary schools). Let's try being awake next time, eh Griff?

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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    Found out many years ago the detergent will indeed destroy the phone. Tried washing phones at both 40 ang 60 degrees with the same result, so the detergent is the only thing in common of the two tests I can think off.

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      Got out of bed at 06:00, grabbed the laundry baskets, made and drank my :java: Brushed teeth, had a shower, loaded the washing machine. "Odd." I thought. "That felt like there was a lump in that load." About to press "Start" when I thought I'd just check to be on the safe side. And found my phone in the washer ... :-O Don't think that would have helped it much, even with the antivirus liquid I wash Herself's clothes in (Old Folk Homes are breeding grounds for nasties like Norovirus, nearly as bad as Primary schools). Let's try being awake next time, eh Griff?

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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      dan sh
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      Good that it was your phone. If it was Mrs. Wife's phone, you would be in trouble.

      "It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        Got out of bed at 06:00, grabbed the laundry baskets, made and drank my :java: Brushed teeth, had a shower, loaded the washing machine. "Odd." I thought. "That felt like there was a lump in that load." About to press "Start" when I thought I'd just check to be on the safe side. And found my phone in the washer ... :-O Don't think that would have helped it much, even with the antivirus liquid I wash Herself's clothes in (Old Folk Homes are breeding grounds for nasties like Norovirus, nearly as bad as Primary schools). Let's try being awake next time, eh Griff?

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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        Rage
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        OriginalGriff wrote:

        found my phone in the washer ... :O

        A friend of my daughter pushed her in her swimming pool last week. Guess who is to buy a new smartphone ?

        Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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          I haven't had anything go "clunk" in the washer recently, but I am routinely p***ed off when she leaves kleenex in pockets. Most of my garments are cotton, which has a lovely "cling" factor for shredded tissue. :mad:

          Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012

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          OriginalGriff
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          Hate it when that happens! :thumbsup:

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            Good that it was your phone. If it was Mrs. Wife's phone, you would be in trouble.

            "It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]

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            OriginalGriff
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            She wouldn't have noticed for a couple of weeks - it's normally flat as a pancake every time I check because she rarely uses it. She's on her tablets most of the time (one to play on, one charging). I've got to replace her phone later this year as they are disconnecting 3G in January and it predates 4G ... :laugh: That'll be fun: teaching her to unlock a new phone: "Fingerprint? Where's the ink pad?" A Luddite I'm afraid. :sigh:

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              OriginalGriff wrote:

              found my phone in the washer ... :O

              A friend of my daughter pushed her in her swimming pool last week. Guess who is to buy a new smartphone ?

              Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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              OriginalGriff
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              The friend's parent? :-D

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                The friend's parent? :-D

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                In theory, yes - But well, shit happens, they were playing, and I am not the kind to run after people for money. And my time is more valuable than the 10 hours to get the insurance working. So ... :-D /edit : And I only buy cheapos phones to my kids just because of that.

                Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  Coffee: in kitchen. Laundry: in bedroom. Also in bedroom: Herself sleeping, and not to be wakened or my peaceful start to the day turns to loads of noise (TV, Swearing, yelling at TV programmes - you know the kind of thing). One of the wonderful bits of not needing much sleep is that you get to do stuff before others are awake. The phone doesn't ring, emails are infrequent, visitors are a non-no. A quiet time to get stuff done! :-D

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                  Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                  TV, Swearing, yelling at TV programmes - you know the kind of thing

                  Actually not :-D We have no TV...

                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                  One of the wonderful bits of not needing much sleep is that you get to do stuff before others are awake.

                  Absolutely right - there is nothing like the quiet early hours...

                  “Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.” ― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

                  "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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                    Found out many years ago the detergent will indeed destroy the phone. Tried washing phones at both 40 ang 60 degrees with the same result, so the detergent is the only thing in common of the two tests I can think off.

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                    Daniel Pfeffer
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                    No; it's the clothes that destroy the phone. :)

                    Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                    • R Rage

                      In theory, yes - But well, shit happens, they were playing, and I am not the kind to run after people for money. And my time is more valuable than the 10 hours to get the insurance working. So ... :-D /edit : And I only buy cheapos phones to my kids just because of that.

                      Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                      Rage wrote:

                      I only buy cheapos phones to my kids

                      Very sensible! How do you convince them the cheap ones are fashionable enough? Parents everywhere want to know ... :-D

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        Got out of bed at 06:00, grabbed the laundry baskets, made and drank my :java: Brushed teeth, had a shower, loaded the washing machine. "Odd." I thought. "That felt like there was a lump in that load." About to press "Start" when I thought I'd just check to be on the safe side. And found my phone in the washer ... :-O Don't think that would have helped it much, even with the antivirus liquid I wash Herself's clothes in (Old Folk Homes are breeding grounds for nasties like Norovirus, nearly as bad as Primary schools). Let's try being awake next time, eh Griff?

                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                        Richard Deeming
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                        At least it wasn't the cat! :laugh:


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                        "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          She wouldn't have noticed for a couple of weeks - it's normally flat as a pancake every time I check because she rarely uses it. She's on her tablets most of the time (one to play on, one charging). I've got to replace her phone later this year as they are disconnecting 3G in January and it predates 4G ... :laugh: That'll be fun: teaching her to unlock a new phone: "Fingerprint? Where's the ink pad?" A Luddite I'm afraid. :sigh:

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                          Peter_in_2780
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                          Had to replace her old candybar with a 4G one when 2G shut down here. She can unlock it (OK *), find numbers in the phonebook and call them, receive calls and that's about it. Voicemail, SMS, camera, ... all gathering metaphorical dust. I gave her a tablet, that she's now hooked on, so she's getting to find her way around Android and touch screens. Screen lock is probably next year's lesson.

                          Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012

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                            Rage wrote:

                            I only buy cheapos phones to my kids

                            Very sensible! How do you convince them the cheap ones are fashionable enough? Parents everywhere want to know ... :-D

                            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                            Daniel Pfeffer
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                            I tell my daughters that if they want the latest fashionable phone, they are welcome to buy it out of their saved pocket money. Sanity prevails.. :)

                            Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                              Had to replace her old candybar with a 4G one when 2G shut down here. She can unlock it (OK *), find numbers in the phonebook and call them, receive calls and that's about it. Voicemail, SMS, camera, ... all gathering metaphorical dust. I gave her a tablet, that she's now hooked on, so she's getting to find her way around Android and touch screens. Screen lock is probably next year's lesson.

                              Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012

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                              OriginalGriff
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                              Herself has a simple technique for using her phone: she grabs the nearest under 20 YO and gets them to call me on it ... :laugh:

                              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

                              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                Got out of bed at 06:00, grabbed the laundry baskets, made and drank my :java: Brushed teeth, had a shower, loaded the washing machine. "Odd." I thought. "That felt like there was a lump in that load." About to press "Start" when I thought I'd just check to be on the safe side. And found my phone in the washer ... :-O Don't think that would have helped it much, even with the antivirus liquid I wash Herself's clothes in (Old Folk Homes are breeding grounds for nasties like Norovirus, nearly as bad as Primary schools). Let's try being awake next time, eh Griff?

                                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                                CodeWraith
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                                As long as the lump does not turn out to be the cat...

                                I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                                  In theory, yes - But well, shit happens, they were playing, and I am not the kind to run after people for money. And my time is more valuable than the 10 hours to get the insurance working. So ... :-D /edit : And I only buy cheapos phones to my kids just because of that.

                                  Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                                  Jorgen Andersson
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                                  There are waterproof cheapo phones around...

                                  Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                                    There are waterproof cheapo phones around...

                                    Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                                    Rage
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                                    It was one - turns out it cannot resist a swimming pool dive. The inside of the phone did not suffer water damage, but it seems the LCD display itself did not like water, could also be she hit it by falling.

                                    Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                                      It was one - turns out it cannot resist a swimming pool dive. The inside of the phone did not suffer water damage, but it seems the LCD display itself did not like water, could also be she hit it by falling.

                                      Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                                      Jorgen Andersson
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                                      Did it go deep? The pressure might do nasty stuff to a phone. Reminds me that my old phone was only allowed to be used below 4000 m.

                                      Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        Rage wrote:

                                        I only buy cheapos phones to my kids

                                        Very sensible! How do you convince them the cheap ones are fashionable enough? Parents everywhere want to know ... :-D

                                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                                        Rage
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                                        I do not think phone fashion is still a thing - As long as they can snapchat/instagram/whatsapp/whatever like and with their friends, they are OK. Maybe it could come later when power is needed for gaming or expensive phones are an attractiveness multiplicactor, but I am not there yet.

                                        Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                                        • J Jorgen Andersson

                                          Did it go deep? The pressure might do nasty stuff to a phone. Reminds me that my old phone was only allowed to be used below 4000 m.

                                          Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                                          Rage
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                                          Jörgen Andersson wrote:

                                          below 4000 m

                                          That's ... deep :-D She had it in her back pocket and she could stand in the pool, so not more than 2m deep for a couple of seconds.

                                          Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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