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  • H honey the codewitch

    I am not making this up.[^]

    To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.

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    Vivi Chellappa
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    [Teeth marks yield clue to widespread internet outage in Canada • The Register Forums](https://forums.theregister.com/forum/all/2022/06/15/beaver\_internet\_outage\_canada/) The last few comments full of double entendres are so funny!

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    • H honey the codewitch

      I know this evil of which you speak, and it breaks my heart. Those critters are way to clever to be eaten. =(

      To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.

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      englebart
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      Some idiots in my area had them as pets with a breeding pair. Of course, they escaped and I am sure we will be overrun in a few decades. Team Coyote, do your thing!

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      • G Gary R Wheeler

        My uncle had the same thing, except it was a squirrel nest on top of a transformer. The casing rusted through and one night during a storm, the transformer exploded.

        Software Zen: delete this;

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        CodeZombie62
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        We lived on Guam in the mid-70’s and occasionally had island wide power outages that were supposedly caused by suicidal snakes crawling into some power stations or whatever.

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        • H honey the codewitch

          I am not making this up.[^]

          To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.

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          Geoff Gariepy
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          It could pretty easily happen here in Michigan too, but I think squirrel-based outages are more common.

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          • D dandy72

            Beavers are no laughing matter. They'll build dams wherever they damned well please, causing water streams to get rerouted and causing floods. Destroy a dam and they'll be back at it the next day. And since it's illegal to kill them in Canada, you have to get so-called experts involved. I witnessed that firsthand 2+ decades ago. I can just imagine the stupid paperwork nowadays.

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            inch
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            And we're just trying to re-introduce them here in the UK...

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            • G Gary R Wheeler

              My uncle had the same thing, except it was a squirrel nest on top of a transformer. The casing rusted through and one night during a storm, the transformer exploded.

              Software Zen: delete this;

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              Shmoken99
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              But what about the squirrels?!?

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              • C Craig Robbins

                Not even with a little bit of Miracle Whip? :laugh:

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                Shmoken99
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                Mayonnaise doesn't go bad. It turns into Miracle Whip.

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                • R Roland M Smith

                  I used to work for a power company in Vermont. My boss heard a loud bang at his house and the power goes out. He goes out into his yard and finds a smoking fried squirrel on the ground and the fuse on his utility pole was blown.

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                  Kent K
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                  Exact same thing has happened to me. Except the power pole was across the county road from my house. Called the utility company and they came out and put a new fuse up on the transformer that fed my house.. . . .and a prickly thing over the terminal where the line attaches to it to attempt to keep the critters from being a conduit for the electricity there.

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                  • S Shmoken99

                    But what about the squirrels?!?

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                    Gary R Wheeler
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                    They became squirrel-infused confetti.

                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                    • L Lost User

                      It's just the one species that is a naughty word. :laugh:

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                      Kirk 10389821
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                      And I think the assumption that it can chew through internet fiber might make it worse! Horrible pictures come to mind... LOL

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                      • H honey the codewitch

                        I am not making this up.[^]

                        To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.

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                        obermd
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                        Quit encasing cables in yummy plastics.

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