It’s really hard to say what my wife does for a living.

[honey the codewitch]

She sells seashells by the seashore. ** I don't actually have a wife. I claim comedic license.

To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.

[Mike Hankey]

My jokes are so bad I'm only allowed a permit. :)

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[jmaida]

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

"A little time, a little trouble, your better day" Badfinger

[Jorgen Andersson]

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

[Sander Rossel]

Why couldn't your "hubby" sell sea shells by the seashore? Your joke is sexist and homophobe. I've added the joke icon, but I can't stress enough how much I'm joking because if this were Twitter I might not be :~

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[MKJCP]

I heard that the sixth sick sultan's sixth sheep's sick. Maybe he needs six sea shells for the sixth sick sheep? :~

[Slow Eddie]

Haven't you heard? What's good for the Goose(Female) is almost never good for the Gander. :-D

Oh well!

[Choroid]

I SEA that is a GAG It seemed funny to MEH

[BernardIE5317]

There are no tongue twisters like Polish tongue twisters. I could not even say "Stół z powyłamywanymi nogami" slowly. "She sells sea shells ..." is nothing. -Cześć

[Sander Rossel]

Did you just assume its gander!?

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