As we grow older...
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Selective deafness works wonders.
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most of our conversations seem to revolve around medical terms, as I remarked to my wife the other day, but she couldn't make out my words over her tinnitus, and thanks to my hypophonia, I couldn't make her hear me...
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In the Christian marriage ceremony, it used to be the wives who vowed to "Love, honour, and obey" their husbands. :)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
And you tell this me NOW!!! :laugh:
"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." ― Albert Einstein
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den2k88 wrote:
talking to my wife often causes me orchitis
Well, there is your mistake! We're not supposed to talk - our job is to listen. :laugh:
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
> our job is to listen ... whether we like it or not! 😸
Paul Sanders. If I had more time, I would have written a shorter letter - Blaise Pascal. Some of my best work is in the undo buffer.
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Listen - JUST listen... if my bride is describing a problem I realize she is not asking me to offer a solution.
This is true
Paul Sanders. If I had more time, I would have written a shorter letter - Blaise Pascal. Some of my best work is in the undo buffer.
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Yup, I have that too x
Paul Sanders. If I had more time, I would have written a shorter letter - Blaise Pascal. Some of my best work is in the undo buffer.
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I asked my wife to rate my listening skills. She said “your an 8 on a scale of ten” I asked her why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton?!?!?!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
Well I guess somebody has to!
Paul Sanders. If I had more time, I would have written a shorter letter - Blaise Pascal. Some of my best work is in the undo buffer.
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In the Christian marriage ceremony, it used to be the wives who vowed to "Love, honour, and obey" their husbands. :)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
Husbands like to think they are in charge, and their wives sensibly allow them to think that whilst doing what they are told: "I'm in charge here, and I have my wife's permission to say so!"
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OriginalGriff wrote:
our job is to listen obey
FTFY
"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." ― Albert Einstein
Hi, fyi there are ancient and modern fish who climbed/climb trees.[^]
«The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled» Plutarch
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In the Christian marriage ceremony, it used to be the wives who vowed to "Love, honour, and obey" their husbands. :)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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> our job is to listen ... whether we like it or not! 😸
Paul Sanders. If I had more time, I would have written a shorter letter - Blaise Pascal. Some of my best work is in the undo buffer.
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Listen - JUST listen... if my bride is describing a problem I realize she is not asking me to offer a solution.
'If I have to... I guess.' from Man's Prayer - Red Green
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this is worth a minute to watch. IT is very true, very funny and very insightful. Pro marriage tip #5 “Does she really want you to: just listen.” - YouTube[^]
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
Thanks, I'll take a look
Paul Sanders. If I had more time, I would have written a shorter letter - Blaise Pascal. Some of my best work is in the undo buffer.
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den2k88 wrote:
talking to my wife often causes me orchitis
Well, there is your mistake! We're not supposed to talk - our job is to listen. :laugh:
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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this is worth a minute to watch. IT is very true, very funny and very insightful. Pro marriage tip #5 “Does she really want you to: just listen.” - YouTube[^]
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
That's hysterical. And, as you say, there's a lot of truth in it x
Paul Sanders. If I had more time, I would have written a shorter letter - Blaise Pascal. Some of my best work is in the undo buffer.
