marriage advice
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"She complained that you never buy her flowers. Is that true?" "I honestly did not know that she sells flowers!"
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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"She complained that you never buy her flowers. Is that true?" "I honestly did not know that she sells flowers!"
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
My wife kept dropping hints about what to get her for her upcoming birthday. She told me, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 4 seconds." I went out and bought her a bathroom scale. And that's how the fight started ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt -
"She complained that you never buy her flowers. Is that true?" "I honestly did not know that she sells flowers!"
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
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My wife kept dropping hints about what to get her for her upcoming birthday. She told me, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 4 seconds." I went out and bought her a bathroom scale. And that's how the fight started ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
I was in bed watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" with my wife. I rolled over and asked her 'Do you want to have some fun?' She looked me in the eye and quickly responded with a resounding "No". I proceeded to ask her, 'Is that your final answer?' ... Without hesitation she replied, 'Yes..' I then said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started..
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"She complained that you never buy her flowers. Is that true?" "I honestly did not know that she sells flowers!"
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.
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"She complained that you never buy her flowers. Is that true?" "I honestly did not know that she sells flowers!"
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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My wife kept dropping hints about what to get her for her upcoming birthday. She told me, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 4 seconds." I went out and bought her a bathroom scale. And that's how the fight started ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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100 final reading isn't too bad honestly, nowadays. Maybe update that to 200 for a better effect. :)
200Kg? :omg:
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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200Kg? :omg:
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
