I've just cross-bred a crocodile and a homing pigeon.

[Daniel Pfeffer]

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? A: Twin craters all over Australia.

Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

[PIEBALDconsult]

Just never cross your wife with another woman.

[honey the codewitch]

Easy enough for me, as I have no wife. :)

To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.

[OriginalGriff]

What do you get if you crossbreed a rabbit with an insect? Bugs Bunny

"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

[OriginalGriff]

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot? A walkie talkie!

"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

[OriginalGriff]

What do you get if you crossbreed a rabbit with an insect? Bugs Bunny

"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

[OriginalGriff]

What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer? A big mac!

"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

[OriginalGriff]

What do you get when you cross a human with a sheep? Arrested apparently.

"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

[fgs1963]

Asking for a friend?

[DRHuff]

It may come back. But it will be in a while!

If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.

[jmaida]

ooooh. Saving this one in my joke file.

"A little time, a little trouble, your better day" Badfinger

[jmaida]

What do you get when you cross an crocodile with a skunk? A croc that can't sneak up on anything.

"A little time, a little trouble, your better day" Badfinger

[Single Step Debugger]

Q: What do you get if you insert a human DNA in a goat? A: A lifetime ban from the petting zoo. :~

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[BillWoodruff]

alligators :wtf:

«The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled» Plutarch