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    Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A. A gummy bear.

    Robust Services Core | Software Techniques for Lemmings | Articles
    The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

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    <em>The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.</em></p>

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    • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

      Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A. A gummy bear.

      Robust Services Core | Software Techniques for Lemmings | Articles
      The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

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      Q. What does a 400lb bear eat? A. Anything it wants. I'll just grab my coat and see myself out.

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        Q. What does a 400lb bear eat? A. Anything it wants. I'll just grab my coat and see myself out.

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        Should've went with gummy bears. :-D

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          Should've went with gummy bears. :-D

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          Yeah, but it was already taken. :) I could have went with; Out in north west US they have grizzly bears, which are a very ferocious beast so they make all the hikers wear small bells around their necks to scare the bears away. You know how you can tell a black bear from a grizzly? Grizzly poop has little bells in it.

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            Yeah, but it was already taken. :) I could have went with; Out in north west US they have grizzly bears, which are a very ferocious beast so they make all the hikers wear small bells around their necks to scare the bears away. You know how you can tell a black bear from a grizzly? Grizzly poop has little bells in it.

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            No no.... he eats gummy bears. Ah well, I've got nothing.

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              Yeah, but it was already taken. :) I could have went with; Out in north west US they have grizzly bears, which are a very ferocious beast so they make all the hikers wear small bells around their necks to scare the bears away. You know how you can tell a black bear from a grizzly? Grizzly poop has little bells in it.

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              Mycroft Holmes
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              They do the same in Japan except the explanation is so you let the bears know you are approaching, a startled bear apparently is rather dangerous. Thankfully Oz only had drop bears.

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                Yeah, but it was already taken. :) I could have went with; Out in north west US they have grizzly bears, which are a very ferocious beast so they make all the hikers wear small bells around their necks to scare the bears away. You know how you can tell a black bear from a grizzly? Grizzly poop has little bells in it.

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                A couple of old ones Even if a bear wears socks and shoes he still has bear feet. A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and ................cola.” “Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.”

                "A little time, a little trouble, your better day" Badfinger

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                • Greg UtasG Greg Utas

                  Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A. A gummy bear.

                  Robust Services Core | Software Techniques for Lemmings | Articles
                  The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

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                  What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter - it’s not going to come anyways!

                  If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.

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