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Jesus is looking over the bill for the last supper…

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    Should I risk a joke about Mohammed?

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    David ONeil
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    If it is funny I'd love to hear it!

    Our Forgotten Astronomy | Object Oriented Programming with C++ | Wordle solver

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      Should I risk a joke about Mohammed?

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      David ONeil
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      Here's a good one for you: Why did the Red Cross not allow Jesus and Muhammad to volunteer? It’s a non-prophet organization.

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        Here's a good one for you: Why did the Red Cross not allow Jesus and Muhammad to volunteer? It’s a non-prophet organization.

        Our Forgotten Astronomy | Object Oriented Programming with C++ | Wordle solver

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        jmaida
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        :)

        "A little time, a little trouble, your better day" Badfinger

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          I Cana tell a lie, it was me.

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          DRHuff
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          I was talking to Thomas - he doubts it was you.

          If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.

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            Trolling, (political, climate, religious or whatever) will result in your account being removed.

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            DRHuff
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            Oh FFS! It's called a joke!

            If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.

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              And in a puzzled voice asks “Who ordered WINE?!?!”

              If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.

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              den2k88
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              This will cross so many people. It's hard to get a joke across. We get it it was in good spirit.

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                This will cross so many people. It's hard to get a joke across. We get it it was in good spirit.

                GCS/GE d--(d) s-/+ a C+++ U+++ P-- L+@ E-- W+++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

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                PIEBALDconsult
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                Nailed it!

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                • D den2k88

                  This will cross so many people. It's hard to get a joke across. We get it it was in good spirit.

                  GCS/GE d--(d) s-/+ a C+++ U+++ P-- L+@ E-- W+++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

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                  DRHuff
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                  I thought it would be a good Friday joke but I forgot to put it up. It hung around for the weekend and I resurrected it on Sunday.

                  If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.

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                    Oh FFS! It's called a joke!

                    If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.

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                    Jeremy Falcon
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                    DRHuff wrote:

                    Oh FFS!

                    Irony... a person being quick to anger is telling someone else to lighten up.

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                      This will cross so many people. It's hard to get a joke across. We get it it was in good spirit.

                      GCS/GE d--(d) s-/+ a C+++ U+++ P-- L+@ E-- W+++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

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                      Jeremy Falcon
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                      Personally, I'm not crossed... it's just not a funny joke. I was just gonna move along too, but I'm a redneck and don't know how to. :laugh: :laugh:

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                        Trolling, (political, climate, religious or whatever) will result in your account being removed.

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                        Jeremy Falcon
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                        Let them get angry man. You did the right thing. The next joke would be worse and so on. No matter the intent, once Pandora's Box is opened, we'd be one stop closer to becoming Facebook. And there's a reason the soapbox was closed down, clearly we're not mature enough to handle it.

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                          Let them get angry man. You did the right thing. The next joke would be worse and so on. No matter the intent, once Pandora's Box is opened, we'd be one stop closer to becoming Facebook. And there's a reason the soapbox was closed down, clearly we're not mature enough to handle it.

                          Jeremy Falcon

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                          Thank you for your feedback. :thumbsup:

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                            DRHuff wrote:

                            Oh FFS!

                            Irony... a person being quick to anger is telling someone else to lighten up.

                            Jeremy Falcon

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                            DRHuff
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                            Not angry - just frustrated and disappointed that the site has gotten to the point that a joke so anodyne as this one would get a slap on the wrist. Your response (here and below) made me think of why it would bother me so much and I realized that I no longer feel the desire to associate with a place that has become so obtusely "safe". I followed the rules for just shy of 23 years here and I find myself unwilling to self-censor to the level you now seem to require. That's on me so I shall just say 'adieu'. So long and thanks for all the fish. :rose: Dave

                            If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.

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                              Not angry - just frustrated and disappointed that the site has gotten to the point that a joke so anodyne as this one would get a slap on the wrist. Your response (here and below) made me think of why it would bother me so much and I realized that I no longer feel the desire to associate with a place that has become so obtusely "safe". I followed the rules for just shy of 23 years here and I find myself unwilling to self-censor to the level you now seem to require. That's on me so I shall just say 'adieu'. So long and thanks for all the fish. :rose: Dave

                              If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.

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                              Jeremy Falcon
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                              While I totally agree with over sensitivity sucking, ya gotta admit this here post is a bit dramatic man.

                              Jeremy Falcon

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