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BJOT Bad joke of tomorrow

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    jmaida
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    Did you ever try to eat a clock? It's time consuming, especially if you go back for seconds. Ok, the last one for awhile.

    "A little time, a little trouble, your better day" Badfinger

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      Did you ever try to eat a clock? It's time consuming, especially if you go back for seconds. Ok, the last one for awhile.

      "A little time, a little trouble, your better day" Badfinger

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      Dylvh
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      Looks like I'll be skipping breakfast as I don't have time to eat.

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        Did you ever try to eat a clock? It's time consuming, especially if you go back for seconds. Ok, the last one for awhile.

        "A little time, a little trouble, your better day" Badfinger

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        den2k88
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        I shy away from clocks, last time I got ticks.

        GCS/GE d--(d) s-/+ a C+++ U+++ P-- L+@ E-- W+++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

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          Did you ever try to eat a clock? It's time consuming, especially if you go back for seconds. Ok, the last one for awhile.

          "A little time, a little trouble, your better day" Badfinger

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          Peter_in_2780
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          Meeting: an event where minutes are kept and hours are lost.

          Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012

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            Did you ever try to eat a clock? It's time consuming, especially if you go back for seconds. Ok, the last one for awhile.

            "A little time, a little trouble, your better day" Badfinger

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            BillWoodruff
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            jmaida wrote:

            Ok, the last one for awhile.

            Promises. promises :omg:

            «The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled» Plutarch

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              jmaida wrote:

              Ok, the last one for awhile.

              Promises. promises :omg:

              «The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled» Plutarch

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              jmaida
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              :) Tomorrow is another day! :)

              "A little time, a little trouble, your better day" Badfinger

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                Meeting: an event where minutes are kept and hours are lost.

                Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012

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                Gary Wheeler
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                Brilliant! :-D

                Software Zen: delete this;

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