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    JoeSox
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    ROTFL!:~ "Question Subject: LOOKING FOR SOMEONE OR A COMPANY TO HELP BUILD FOLLOWING DEVICE Category: Science Asked by: ddanephoto-ga List Price: $2.00 Posted: 21 Jun 2003 13:56 PDT Expires: 21 Jul 2003 13:56 PDT Question ID: 220163 TIME MACHINE ------------ This is a device witch enables time travelling. The central part of the device consists of 2 frame antennas who are arranged 90 degree in relationship to each other. Each frame are approximately 2 meters in diameter. The antennas can consist of a tube which are 10 Cm in diameter...." "...Clarification of Question by ddanephoto-ga on 23 Jun 2003 16:47 PDT IM TRYING TO GO BACK IN TIME TO PREVENT A FRIEND FROM OUT OF THE BLUE WALKING OFF A JOB AND TAKING AN OVERDOSE THEN WINDING UP IN A HOSPITAL THEN WILLING HISSELF INTO HELL ON EARTH CREATING SOME SERIOUS MEDICAL PROBLEMS THEN GETTING INTO TWO SERIOUS AUTO WRECKS MY FRIEND WANTS TO GO BACK TO HIS JOB BUT CANNOT GO BACK IN THE SHAPE HE IS IN. SO THE IDEA IS TO GO BACK AND PREVENT THESE UNFORTUNATE ACTS...." http://answers.google.com/answers/main?cmd=threadview&id=220163[^] Later,
    JoeSox
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      ROTFL!:~ "Question Subject: LOOKING FOR SOMEONE OR A COMPANY TO HELP BUILD FOLLOWING DEVICE Category: Science Asked by: ddanephoto-ga List Price: $2.00 Posted: 21 Jun 2003 13:56 PDT Expires: 21 Jul 2003 13:56 PDT Question ID: 220163 TIME MACHINE ------------ This is a device witch enables time travelling. The central part of the device consists of 2 frame antennas who are arranged 90 degree in relationship to each other. Each frame are approximately 2 meters in diameter. The antennas can consist of a tube which are 10 Cm in diameter...." "...Clarification of Question by ddanephoto-ga on 23 Jun 2003 16:47 PDT IM TRYING TO GO BACK IN TIME TO PREVENT A FRIEND FROM OUT OF THE BLUE WALKING OFF A JOB AND TAKING AN OVERDOSE THEN WINDING UP IN A HOSPITAL THEN WILLING HISSELF INTO HELL ON EARTH CREATING SOME SERIOUS MEDICAL PROBLEMS THEN GETTING INTO TWO SERIOUS AUTO WRECKS MY FRIEND WANTS TO GO BACK TO HIS JOB BUT CANNOT GO BACK IN THE SHAPE HE IS IN. SO THE IDEA IS TO GO BACK AND PREVENT THESE UNFORTUNATE ACTS...." http://answers.google.com/answers/main?cmd=threadview&id=220163[^] Later,
      JoeSox
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      :omg: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ROTFL!!! :laugh::laugh: :omg: "...the discussion of such a device would be a matter of National Security..." :laugh:

      "Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God." - Jesus
      "You must be the change you wish to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi

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        ROTFL!:~ "Question Subject: LOOKING FOR SOMEONE OR A COMPANY TO HELP BUILD FOLLOWING DEVICE Category: Science Asked by: ddanephoto-ga List Price: $2.00 Posted: 21 Jun 2003 13:56 PDT Expires: 21 Jul 2003 13:56 PDT Question ID: 220163 TIME MACHINE ------------ This is a device witch enables time travelling. The central part of the device consists of 2 frame antennas who are arranged 90 degree in relationship to each other. Each frame are approximately 2 meters in diameter. The antennas can consist of a tube which are 10 Cm in diameter...." "...Clarification of Question by ddanephoto-ga on 23 Jun 2003 16:47 PDT IM TRYING TO GO BACK IN TIME TO PREVENT A FRIEND FROM OUT OF THE BLUE WALKING OFF A JOB AND TAKING AN OVERDOSE THEN WINDING UP IN A HOSPITAL THEN WILLING HISSELF INTO HELL ON EARTH CREATING SOME SERIOUS MEDICAL PROBLEMS THEN GETTING INTO TWO SERIOUS AUTO WRECKS MY FRIEND WANTS TO GO BACK TO HIS JOB BUT CANNOT GO BACK IN THE SHAPE HE IS IN. SO THE IDEA IS TO GO BACK AND PREVENT THESE UNFORTUNATE ACTS...." http://answers.google.com/answers/main?cmd=threadview&id=220163[^] Later,
        JoeSox
        www.humanaiproject.org "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." - James Dean(ISTP)

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        And when a programmer replies, they'll put together the construction as described, and hand it over to him. When he complains it doesn't work, programmer will say it was made to the spec! When asked if he knew it didn't work, programmer will say that testing is someone else's responsibility! :D:D

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          :omg: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ROTFL!!! :laugh::laugh: :omg: "...the discussion of such a device would be a matter of National Security..." :laugh:

          "Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God." - Jesus
          "You must be the change you wish to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi

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          jdunlap wrote: ROTFL!!! isn't that one a winner?! :laugh::laugh::laugh: Later,
          JoeSox
          www.humanaiproject.org "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." - James Dean(ISTP)

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            ROTFL!:~ "Question Subject: LOOKING FOR SOMEONE OR A COMPANY TO HELP BUILD FOLLOWING DEVICE Category: Science Asked by: ddanephoto-ga List Price: $2.00 Posted: 21 Jun 2003 13:56 PDT Expires: 21 Jul 2003 13:56 PDT Question ID: 220163 TIME MACHINE ------------ This is a device witch enables time travelling. The central part of the device consists of 2 frame antennas who are arranged 90 degree in relationship to each other. Each frame are approximately 2 meters in diameter. The antennas can consist of a tube which are 10 Cm in diameter...." "...Clarification of Question by ddanephoto-ga on 23 Jun 2003 16:47 PDT IM TRYING TO GO BACK IN TIME TO PREVENT A FRIEND FROM OUT OF THE BLUE WALKING OFF A JOB AND TAKING AN OVERDOSE THEN WINDING UP IN A HOSPITAL THEN WILLING HISSELF INTO HELL ON EARTH CREATING SOME SERIOUS MEDICAL PROBLEMS THEN GETTING INTO TWO SERIOUS AUTO WRECKS MY FRIEND WANTS TO GO BACK TO HIS JOB BUT CANNOT GO BACK IN THE SHAPE HE IS IN. SO THE IDEA IS TO GO BACK AND PREVENT THESE UNFORTUNATE ACTS...." http://answers.google.com/answers/main?cmd=threadview&id=220163[^] Later,
            JoeSox
            www.humanaiproject.org "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." - James Dean(ISTP)

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            Elaane slinks quietly away.....:~ Elaine (nervous fluffy tigress) The tigress is here :-D

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              Elaane slinks quietly away.....:~ Elaine (nervous fluffy tigress) The tigress is here :-D

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              Trollslayer wrote: Elaane slinks quietly away..... Ah! caught red-handed red-fingered;P Later,
              JoeSox
              www.humanaiproject.org "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." - James Dean(ISTP)

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                And when a programmer replies, they'll put together the construction as described, and hand it over to him. When he complains it doesn't work, programmer will say it was made to the spec! When asked if he knew it didn't work, programmer will say that testing is someone else's responsibility! :D:D

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                Martyn Pearson wrote: programmer will say that testing is someone else's responsibility! Exactly, when will people learn that programmers have no QA responsibilities, just following specs. Regardz Colin J Davies

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                  ROTFL!:~ "Question Subject: LOOKING FOR SOMEONE OR A COMPANY TO HELP BUILD FOLLOWING DEVICE Category: Science Asked by: ddanephoto-ga List Price: $2.00 Posted: 21 Jun 2003 13:56 PDT Expires: 21 Jul 2003 13:56 PDT Question ID: 220163 TIME MACHINE ------------ This is a device witch enables time travelling. The central part of the device consists of 2 frame antennas who are arranged 90 degree in relationship to each other. Each frame are approximately 2 meters in diameter. The antennas can consist of a tube which are 10 Cm in diameter...." "...Clarification of Question by ddanephoto-ga on 23 Jun 2003 16:47 PDT IM TRYING TO GO BACK IN TIME TO PREVENT A FRIEND FROM OUT OF THE BLUE WALKING OFF A JOB AND TAKING AN OVERDOSE THEN WINDING UP IN A HOSPITAL THEN WILLING HISSELF INTO HELL ON EARTH CREATING SOME SERIOUS MEDICAL PROBLEMS THEN GETTING INTO TWO SERIOUS AUTO WRECKS MY FRIEND WANTS TO GO BACK TO HIS JOB BUT CANNOT GO BACK IN THE SHAPE HE IS IN. SO THE IDEA IS TO GO BACK AND PREVENT THESE UNFORTUNATE ACTS...." http://answers.google.com/answers/main?cmd=threadview&id=220163[^] Later,
                  JoeSox
                  www.humanaiproject.org "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." - James Dean(ISTP)

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                  For gods sake build him a time machine so he can go back in time and take off his caps lock! :laugh::laugh::laugh: Regards Thomas


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                    ROTFL!:~ "Question Subject: LOOKING FOR SOMEONE OR A COMPANY TO HELP BUILD FOLLOWING DEVICE Category: Science Asked by: ddanephoto-ga List Price: $2.00 Posted: 21 Jun 2003 13:56 PDT Expires: 21 Jul 2003 13:56 PDT Question ID: 220163 TIME MACHINE ------------ This is a device witch enables time travelling. The central part of the device consists of 2 frame antennas who are arranged 90 degree in relationship to each other. Each frame are approximately 2 meters in diameter. The antennas can consist of a tube which are 10 Cm in diameter...." "...Clarification of Question by ddanephoto-ga on 23 Jun 2003 16:47 PDT IM TRYING TO GO BACK IN TIME TO PREVENT A FRIEND FROM OUT OF THE BLUE WALKING OFF A JOB AND TAKING AN OVERDOSE THEN WINDING UP IN A HOSPITAL THEN WILLING HISSELF INTO HELL ON EARTH CREATING SOME SERIOUS MEDICAL PROBLEMS THEN GETTING INTO TWO SERIOUS AUTO WRECKS MY FRIEND WANTS TO GO BACK TO HIS JOB BUT CANNOT GO BACK IN THE SHAPE HE IS IN. SO THE IDEA IS TO GO BACK AND PREVENT THESE UNFORTUNATE ACTS...." http://answers.google.com/answers/main?cmd=threadview&id=220163[^] Later,
                    JoeSox
                    www.humanaiproject.org "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." - James Dean(ISTP)

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                    This reminds me of that stock broker who got caught doing insider affairs a couple of months ago. He claimed he was from the future, trying to make a few bucks.. :) -- Now we live in a world of uncertainty Fear is the key - to what you want to be You don't get a say, the majority gets it's way You're outnumbered by the bastards till the day you die...

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                      Trollslayer wrote: Elaane slinks quietly away..... Ah! caught red-handed red-fingered;P Later,
                      JoeSox
                      www.humanaiproject.org "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." - James Dean(ISTP)

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                      Red pawed ? :rolleyes: The tigress is here :-D

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                        This reminds me of that stock broker who got caught doing insider affairs a couple of months ago. He claimed he was from the future, trying to make a few bucks.. :) -- Now we live in a world of uncertainty Fear is the key - to what you want to be You don't get a say, the majority gets it's way You're outnumbered by the bastards till the day you die...

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                        Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: This reminds me of that stock broker who got caught doing insider affairs a couple of months ago. He claimed he was from the future, trying to make a few bucks.. How that story ended was even more surprising.:~ :~ Regardz Colin J Davies

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                          Elaane slinks quietly away.....:~ Elaine (nervous fluffy tigress) The tigress is here :-D

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                          Trollslayer wrote: nervous fluffy tigress Wanna join me for a relaxing trip? 3037 has very wonderful sunsets.... :cool:


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                            Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: This reminds me of that stock broker who got caught doing insider affairs a couple of months ago. He claimed he was from the future, trying to make a few bucks.. How that story ended was even more surprising.:~ :~ Regardz Colin J Davies

                            *** WARNING *
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                            **The minion's version of "Catch :bob: "

                            It's a real shame that people as stupid as you can work out how to use a computer. said by Christian Graus in the Soapbox

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                            Colin Davies wrote: How that story ended was even more surprising.:~ :~ Didn't "a leak" say it was a hoax?:~ Later,
                            JoeSox
                            www.humanaiproject.org "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." - James Dean(ISTP)

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