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I just checked Herself's phone...

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    OriginalGriff
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    ... and it had battery remaining! 3% battery remaining, to be precise. Well, that's better than last Sunday ... by 3% ... :sigh: And she complains when she can't call me - I can't win.

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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      ... and it had battery remaining! 3% battery remaining, to be precise. Well, that's better than last Sunday ... by 3% ... :sigh: And she complains when she can't call me - I can't win.

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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      0x01AA
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      Win against a woman 5 or 10 letters ;P :laugh: 5: Never 10: Impossible

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        ... and it had battery remaining! 3% battery remaining, to be precise. Well, that's better than last Sunday ... by 3% ... :sigh: And she complains when she can't call me - I can't win.

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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        obermd
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        I've gotten into the habit of just plugging my wife's phone in.

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          I've gotten into the habit of just plugging my wife's phone in.

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          OriginalGriff
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          It lives in the murky depths of her handbag. I don't go there, any more than I read her mail. :~

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            It lives in the murky depths of her handbag. I don't go there, any more than I read her mail. :~

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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            honey the codewitch
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            drop a wireless charger in. :-D

            To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              It lives in the murky depths of her handbag. I don't go there, any more than I read her mail. :~

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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              trønderen
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              OriginalGriff wrote:

              It lives in the murky depths of her handbag. I don't go there, any more than I read her mail. :~

              Jeff Dunham, about his wife's purse[^]. This is from "A very special Christmas Show", 2008. The only copy I could find on YouTube was one with Hungarian subtitles; I hope that it won't bother you too much. If you can spare nine minutes, watch the entire clip from the start!

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                It lives in the murky depths of her handbag. I don't go there, any more than I read her mail. :~

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                Mycroft Holmes
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                The wife finds it amusing to ask me to get pen/phone/??? from her handbag, I return with the handbag, there is no way I am delving into that pit of stuff!

                Never underestimate the power of human stupidity - RAH I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  ... and it had battery remaining! 3% battery remaining, to be precise. Well, that's better than last Sunday ... by 3% ... :sigh: And she complains when she can't call me - I can't win.

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                  RickZeeland
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                  Maybe you should buy her an Acer eKinekt Bike Desk to Empower Active and Sustainable Lifestyles[^] :-\

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                    Maybe you should buy her an Acer eKinekt Bike Desk to Empower Active and Sustainable Lifestyles[^] :-\

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    They should have released that 9 days ago ... :laugh:

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      ... and it had battery remaining! 3% battery remaining, to be precise. Well, that's better than last Sunday ... by 3% ... :sigh: And she complains when she can't call me - I can't win.

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                      Single Step Debugger
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                      This post's subject sounds awfully like a clickbait title. :-D You know, like the "sponsored" links that appear at the bottom of every news article. And it turns out to be a divorce lawyers add. Hats off if it's been intentional. :)

                      Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        ... and it had battery remaining! 3% battery remaining, to be precise. Well, that's better than last Sunday ... by 3% ... :sigh: And she complains when she can't call me - I can't win.

                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                        kmoorevs
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                        OriginalGriff wrote:

                        she complains when she can't call me - I can't win

                        Sounds like a win to me! :laugh:

                        "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse "Hope is contagious"

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                          Win against a woman 5 or 10 letters ;P :laugh: 5: Never 10: Impossible

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                          DrWalter PE
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                          There are some things it's better not to know!

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            It lives in the murky depths of her handbag. I don't go there, any more than I read her mail. :~

                            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                            Gary R Wheeler
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                            OriginalGriff wrote:

                            the murky depths of her handbag

                            You're a wise fella for not investigating further. Women's handbags are inherent Klein bottles[^].

                            Software Zen: delete this;

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