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Keep on keeping on like the bird that flew - tangled up in blue
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
Lord knows I've paid some dues getting through
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After doing a major remodel on Master bath, we're doing a minor remodel on guest bath and the conversation goes something like this; She: Where's the paint: Me: In the shed She: I need a screw driver Me: I get one for her, we have plenty of them. I should have known what was coming at this point. She: Do we still have a roller Me: I go out and 6 inches from where she's looking I pull one out. I get everything set up for her and I hear a racket and see her dragging in a tarp. Later She: Ok you can cut in now. (Cut in = Brush around edges where roller can't get, in a bathroom that's about 50%) Me: I thought this was your deal? She: You know I can't cut in, I'll roll when you're done! Me: DOH
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You should rope her into changing the car's oil.
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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After doing a major remodel on Master bath, we're doing a minor remodel on guest bath and the conversation goes something like this; She: Where's the paint: Me: In the shed She: I need a screw driver Me: I get one for her, we have plenty of them. I should have known what was coming at this point. She: Do we still have a roller Me: I go out and 6 inches from where she's looking I pull one out. I get everything set up for her and I hear a racket and see her dragging in a tarp. Later She: Ok you can cut in now. (Cut in = Brush around edges where roller can't get, in a bathroom that's about 50%) Me: I thought this was your deal? She: You know I can't cut in, I'll roll when you're done! Me: DOH
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I can't paint, period. When I do it's terrible. Works every time.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day" Badfinger
I can't do that, I've been doing remodeling work all my life. In fact that's how we first started dating I helped her paint her house.
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I learned a long time ago that the secret to a successful relationship is to pick your battles. This is not one of them!
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After 30+ of marriage, I've found none of them are. :-\
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Top ten reasons why I'm lazy 1.
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I can't do that, I've been doing remodeling work all my life. In fact that's how we first started dating I helped her paint her house.
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You should rope her into changing the car's oil.
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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Mike Hankey wrote:
in fact that's how we first started dating I helped her paint her house.
There was a purpose, at that time.
"In testa che avete, Signor di Ceprano?" -- Rigoletto
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After doing a major remodel on Master bath, we're doing a minor remodel on guest bath and the conversation goes something like this; She: Where's the paint: Me: In the shed She: I need a screw driver Me: I get one for her, we have plenty of them. I should have known what was coming at this point. She: Do we still have a roller Me: I go out and 6 inches from where she's looking I pull one out. I get everything set up for her and I hear a racket and see her dragging in a tarp. Later She: Ok you can cut in now. (Cut in = Brush around edges where roller can't get, in a bathroom that's about 50%) Me: I thought this was your deal? She: You know I can't cut in, I'll roll when you're done! Me: DOH
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just finished my master bath and bedroom - but I just pointed, waited and wrote checks. Still have a few items hanging on, but my contractor will be back to tie them up. Next up - 3 other bathrooms which I will have to do myself or win the lottery.
Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.
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just finished my master bath and bedroom - but I just pointed, waited and wrote checks. Still have a few items hanging on, but my contractor will be back to tie them up. Next up - 3 other bathrooms which I will have to do myself or win the lottery.
Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.
We totally gutted the house, replumbed and partial rewire. It's been two years and we're almost done.
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Mike Hankey wrote:
in fact that's how we first started dating I helped her paint her house.
There was a purpose, at that time.
"In testa che avete, Signor di Ceprano?" -- Rigoletto
She does her share, she's a very good helper and together we're done a lot.
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I can't do that, I've been doing remodeling work all my life. In fact that's how we first started dating I helped her paint her house.
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Painted you into a corner, did she? :-D
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I can't do that, I've been doing remodeling work all my life. In fact that's how we first started dating I helped her paint her house.
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