Golf lessons
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Frustrated with his golf game a player signed up for a short series of golf lessons with his local pro. Several weeks after he had completed his final lesson, he told his pro that he was now totally frustrated with golf and that he was going to throw his golf equipment into the nearby lake and then jump in the lake and drown himself! The pro said that he was very sorry to hear how frustrated the player had become with golf. “I don’t think you’ll drown, however,” the pro said. “You can’t keep your head down that long!”
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Frustrated with his golf game a player signed up for a short series of golf lessons with his local pro. Several weeks after he had completed his final lesson, he told his pro that he was now totally frustrated with golf and that he was going to throw his golf equipment into the nearby lake and then jump in the lake and drown himself! The pro said that he was very sorry to hear how frustrated the player had become with golf. “I don’t think you’ll drown, however,” the pro said. “You can’t keep your head down that long!”
Check out my IoT graphics library here: https://honeythecodewitch/gfx
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Frustrated with his golf game a player signed up for a short series of golf lessons with his local pro. Several weeks after he had completed his final lesson, he told his pro that he was now totally frustrated with golf and that he was going to throw his golf equipment into the nearby lake and then jump in the lake and drown himself! The pro said that he was very sorry to hear how frustrated the player had become with golf. “I don’t think you’ll drown, however,” the pro said. “You can’t keep your head down that long!”
Check out my IoT graphics library here: https://honeythecodewitch/gfx
Outsourced re-typing this to Google... favorite golf joke. forgive me father for i have sinned... ... "go on" says the priest. "I swore the other day" says the man. "continue" says the priest. "I was on the golf course the other day and my drive, it was looking perfect, dead straight. About 200 yards down my ball hit a power line crossing the fairway". "And this is when you swore?" asked the priest. "No father, my ball then ricocheted of the power lines and flew off into the deep rough" continued the man. "This must have been when you swore?" the priest exclaimed. "No father, not yet. As I was walking over to the rough to hit my second shot a hawk flew down from the trees, picked my ball up in his beak and proceeded to fly off with it" continued the man. "Ahhh I see" says the priest "this must have been the point where you swore" "Nope not yet, as the bird flew over the green the ball fell from its mouth and landed two feet from the hole!" The priest paused for a few seconds, then, "you missed the fucking putt didn't you?"