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  • Mircea NeacsuM Mircea Neacsu

    Please read the employment conditions: no swearing allowed. After all, we are Canadians and even grouches must be polite :laugh:

    Mircea

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    Daniel Pfeffer
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    :elephant: off, please! Is that better? :)

    Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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      :elephant: off, please! Is that better? :)

      Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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      Mircea Neacsu
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      Only if you say "sorry" after :laugh:

      Mircea

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      • Mircea NeacsuM Mircea Neacsu

        Please read the employment conditions: no swearing allowed. After all, we are Canadians and even grouches must be polite :laugh:

        Mircea

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        David ONeil
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        Then the competition isn't really to find true grouches. They can get the fuck off my lawn!

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        • K Kent Sharkey

          I need to make sure my entry wins: Like to grumble, complain and frown? An Alberta village is looking for a grouch[^] edit: typo in title

          TTFN - Kent

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          Nelek
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          Ok... you can't swear... but can you offend? If yes... the do need a Kender[^] (some examples)[^]

          M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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          • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

            Why do they have to look for a grouch why couldn't they have approached me and asked to take the job? They needn't look any further, what are they doing? :)

            I don't think before I open my mouth, I like to be as surprised a everyone else. PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.1.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: Simon Says, A Child's Game

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            Slacker007
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            Mike Hankey wrote:

            why couldn't they have approached me

            I would make an excellent grouch as well. :thumbsup:

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            • D Daniel Pfeffer

              I assume that the Canadians, known for their politeness, are finding it difficult to locate a local grouch. Do they have an equivalent of the US H1-B visas? I might consider applying. :)

              Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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              Lost User
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              Canada, in fact, is giving priority to US H1-B visa holders who want to work in Canada in order to fill their "skill gaps".

              "Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I

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              • Mircea NeacsuM Mircea Neacsu

                Please read the employment conditions: no swearing allowed. After all, we are Canadians and even grouches must be polite :laugh:

                Mircea

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                jmaida
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                Paging Dr. Gloom. Please go to the nearest phone and hangup.

                "A little time, a little trouble, your better day" Badfinger

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                • K Kent Sharkey

                  I need to make sure my entry wins: Like to grumble, complain and frown? An Alberta village is looking for a grouch[^] edit: typo in title

                  TTFN - Kent

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                  PIEBALDconsult
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                  What are the hours like?

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                  • K Kent Sharkey

                    I need to make sure my entry wins: Like to grumble, complain and frown? An Alberta village is looking for a grouch[^] edit: typo in title

                    TTFN - Kent

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                    Sander Rossel
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                    *Grumble*

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                    • P PIEBALDconsult

                      What are the hours like?

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                      dandy72
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                      PIEBALDconsult wrote:

                      What are the hours like?

                      Don't bother applying if you can't be a grouch 24/7.

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                      • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                        Why do they have to look for a grouch why couldn't they have approached me and asked to take the job? They needn't look any further, what are they doing? :)

                        I don't think before I open my mouth, I like to be as surprised a everyone else. PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.1.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: Simon Says, A Child's Game

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                        Gary Wheeler
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                        They're looking for a grouch Mike, not a whine steward.

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                        • K Kent Sharkey

                          I need to make sure my entry wins: Like to grumble, complain and frown? An Alberta village is looking for a grouch[^] edit: typo in title

                          TTFN - Kent

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                          MarkTJohnson
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                          I'm more of a curmudgeon.

                          I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated. I’m begging you for the benefit of everyone, don’t be STUPID.

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                            PIEBALDconsult wrote:

                            What are the hours like?

                            Don't bother applying if you can't be a grouch 24/7.

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                            Nelek
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                            dandy72 wrote:

                            Don't bother applying if you can't be a grouch 24/7.

                            Why do I think that he might be able? :rolleyes: ;P :-D

                            M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                              dandy72 wrote:

                              Don't bother applying if you can't be a grouch 24/7.

                              Why do I think that he might be able? :rolleyes: ;P :-D

                              M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                              dandy72
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                              'cuz the hours wouldn't be relevant if he was a grouch 24/7. :-)

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                              • K Kent Sharkey

                                I need to make sure my entry wins: Like to grumble, complain and frown? An Alberta village is looking for a grouch[^] edit: typo in title

                                TTFN - Kent

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                                Chris Maunder
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                                I'm heading there in 2 weeks. I'm a shoe-in

                                cheers Chris Maunder

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                                • D dandy72

                                  'cuz the hours wouldn't be relevant if he was a grouch 24/7. :-)

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                                  Nelek
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                                  mmm... touché :laugh:

                                  M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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