DON'T try this at home!

[Richard Deeming]

I'm assuming there was a comma missing, and the glue was just there to keep the ants in the sandwich. :)

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"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

[Andre Oosthuizen]

Depends which country you're in... :laugh:

[Andre Oosthuizen]

I'll have a scotch with a dash of benzine on some rocks please.

[OriginalGriff]

Coming right up Sir - Igneous, Sedimentary, or Metamorphic?

"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

[Andre Oosthuizen]

Sedimentary please my kind chap!

[Jeremy Falcon]

Daniel Pfeffer wrote:

Chlorine cocktails and bleached rice - yum

But is it low carb though?

Jeremy Falcon

[Jeremy Falcon]

That's right, because we know perfect hair is the only qualification needed to run a country -- according to the TV people worship.

Jeremy Falcon

[Slacker007]

WARNING!! The beverage you are about to drink, is EXTREMELY hot! because some people are just stupid.

[Slacker007]

Oh, it's low carb alright! :laugh:

[Richard Andrew x64]

I'd like to know if it's gluten free!

The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

[David ONeil]

When AI recommends putting a UV light in a bum, Inception will become a reality. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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[RickZeeland]

Just like the movie with DiCaprio! :-\

[Gary R Wheeler]

Sounds pretty keto

Software Zen: delete this;

[Lost User]

A carnival sideshow at the supermarket.

"Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I

[kmoorevs]

Perhaps this will become the next tic-toc challenge! :laugh:

"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse "Hope is contagious"

[TNCaver]

I see the potential for some interesting Darwin Award winners in the future.

There are no solutions, only trade-offs.
   - Thomas Sowell

A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
   - Calvin (Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes)

[Mark Starr]

Noticed that it was a “discount supermarket“: suppose they must have used Artificial Semi-Intelligence“. :) :)

Time is the differentiation of eternity devised by man to measure the passage of human events. - Manly P. Hall Mark Just another cog in the wheel

[jochance]

Flight Of The Conchords - The Humans Are Dead - YouTube[^]