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Warp Generator anybody?

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  • D David Stone

    So while I'm here in the South (Alabama right now) on vacation, I've been trying to pay attention to family and stay away from the computer for the most part. however, when I went to check my e-mail today, I found something I thought I'd share. Now, I normally get all that enlargement and pr0n spam that comes in, but this was totally different: From: To: David Stone Subject: Dimensional Warp Generator Needed lrt afa Greetings, We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply. I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is (Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you $5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area. 1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with z80 or better memory adapter. If in stock the AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be great if reliable models are available 2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete jumper/auxiliary system 3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup. 4. I will also pay for Schematics, layouts, and designs directly from the manufature which can be used to build this equipment from readily available parts. If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000. Email his details to me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com Please do not reply directly back to this email as it will only be bounced back to you. Anybody seen one of these around? Roger? You know about all this hardware micro-device mumbo jumbo... :-D


    Hawaian shirts and shorts work too in Summer. People assume you're either a complete nut (in which case not a worthy target) or so damn good you don't need to worry about camouflage... -Anna-Jayne Metcalfe on Paintballing

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    JoeSox
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    David Stone wrote: The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with z80 or better memory adapter. seems to be allot of time jumpers getting stuck in this time period lately. :~ Later,
    JoeSox
    www.humanaiproject.org "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." - James Dean(ISTP)

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    • J Jon Sagara

      Ok, I'll bite...

      Heavy!

      Jon Sagara
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      Michael Dunn
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      The shark still looks fake. --Mike-- "I'm working really, really fast at the moment, so a 3 minute outage becomes, due to time dilation, a 5 minute outage." -- Chris Manuder, relativistic system administrator Ericahist | Homepage | RightClick-Encrypt | 1ClickPicGrabber

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        David Stone wrote: The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with z80 or better memory adapter. seems to be allot of time jumpers getting stuck in this time period lately. :~ Later,
        JoeSox
        www.humanaiproject.org "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." - James Dean(ISTP)

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        David Stone
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        What ever happened to that guy?


        Hawaian shirts and shorts work too in Summer. People assume you're either a complete nut (in which case not a worthy target) or so damn good you don't need to worry about camouflage... -Anna-Jayne Metcalfe on Paintballing

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        • R Roger Wright

          From Timeworks[^]: "Now, we move onto the actual workings of the DeLorean itself: When you insert a Plutonium Pellet, or Trash, depending on your Fuel System, The Flux Capacitor, with a Plutonium Pellet, imerses it in beta rays, stripping the Plutonium of it's Protons, which have a positive charge. It takes these Protons, and uses half of the required 1.21 Jigowatts to open up the Black Hole, and set it spinning at the right speed, to arrive at an exact moment in time. The other half is used to propel the vehicle into the Black Hole. With the Mr. Fusion, The Flux Capacitor does nothing, but the Mr. Fusion melts the trash down into raw energy, it's essentially an electro-waste conversion system. Then, after the trash is melted down, the Flux Capacitor takes the energy from the converted trash. Additionally, Mr. Fusion can hold twice the amount of power that the old Plutonium Chamber could. It can hold enough for two trips through time: 2.42 Jigowatts. Although, the Hover Conversion also draws power from Mr. Fusion, so Doc might not want to stay in the air for too long!"

          "The Lion shall lie down with the Lamb;
          but the Lamb will not get much sleep..."
          Lazarus Long

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          David Stone
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          Some people have waaaaay too much time on their hands. :rolleyes:


          Hawaian shirts and shorts work too in Summer. People assume you're either a complete nut (in which case not a worthy target) or so damn good you don't need to worry about camouflage... -Anna-Jayne Metcalfe on Paintballing

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          • D David Stone

            What ever happened to that guy?


            Hawaian shirts and shorts work too in Summer. People assume you're either a complete nut (in which case not a worthy target) or so damn good you don't need to worry about camouflage... -Anna-Jayne Metcalfe on Paintballing

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            JoeSox
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            they said it was a hoax:suss: but looking at things logically, if people were able to achieve time travel in the future, don't you think some people might end up back during certain points in history?:confused: :cool:men in black:cool: *joe runs away :-D Later,
            JoeSox
            www.humanaiproject.org "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." - James Dean(ISTP)

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            • D David Stone

              So while I'm here in the South (Alabama right now) on vacation, I've been trying to pay attention to family and stay away from the computer for the most part. however, when I went to check my e-mail today, I found something I thought I'd share. Now, I normally get all that enlargement and pr0n spam that comes in, but this was totally different: From: To: David Stone Subject: Dimensional Warp Generator Needed lrt afa Greetings, We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply. I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is (Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you $5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area. 1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with z80 or better memory adapter. If in stock the AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be great if reliable models are available 2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete jumper/auxiliary system 3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup. 4. I will also pay for Schematics, layouts, and designs directly from the manufature which can be used to build this equipment from readily available parts. If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000. Email his details to me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com Please do not reply directly back to this email as it will only be bounced back to you. Anybody seen one of these around? Roger? You know about all this hardware micro-device mumbo jumbo... :-D


              Hawaian shirts and shorts work too in Summer. People assume you're either a complete nut (in which case not a worthy target) or so damn good you don't need to worry about camouflage... -Anna-Jayne Metcalfe on Paintballing

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              Steve McLenithan
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              Sounds almost like this: http://answers.google.com/answers/main?cmd=threadview&id=220163[^]. I think it was posted a few days ago.:suss:

              Steve McLenithan
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              • D David Stone

                So while I'm here in the South (Alabama right now) on vacation, I've been trying to pay attention to family and stay away from the computer for the most part. however, when I went to check my e-mail today, I found something I thought I'd share. Now, I normally get all that enlargement and pr0n spam that comes in, but this was totally different: From: To: David Stone Subject: Dimensional Warp Generator Needed lrt afa Greetings, We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply. I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is (Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you $5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area. 1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with z80 or better memory adapter. If in stock the AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be great if reliable models are available 2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete jumper/auxiliary system 3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup. 4. I will also pay for Schematics, layouts, and designs directly from the manufature which can be used to build this equipment from readily available parts. If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000. Email his details to me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com Please do not reply directly back to this email as it will only be bounced back to you. Anybody seen one of these around? Roger? You know about all this hardware micro-device mumbo jumbo... :-D


                Hawaian shirts and shorts work too in Summer. People assume you're either a complete nut (in which case not a worthy target) or so damn good you don't need to worry about camouflage... -Anna-Jayne Metcalfe on Paintballing

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                Lost User
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                Thats silly, you want a 5X35 TTC (Time TRansducing Capacitor) for that ;P Elaine (smug fluffy tigress) The tigress is here :-D

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                • D David Stone

                  So while I'm here in the South (Alabama right now) on vacation, I've been trying to pay attention to family and stay away from the computer for the most part. however, when I went to check my e-mail today, I found something I thought I'd share. Now, I normally get all that enlargement and pr0n spam that comes in, but this was totally different: From: To: David Stone Subject: Dimensional Warp Generator Needed lrt afa Greetings, We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply. I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is (Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you $5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area. 1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with z80 or better memory adapter. If in stock the AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be great if reliable models are available 2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete jumper/auxiliary system 3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup. 4. I will also pay for Schematics, layouts, and designs directly from the manufature which can be used to build this equipment from readily available parts. If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000. Email his details to me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com Please do not reply directly back to this email as it will only be bounced back to you. Anybody seen one of these around? Roger? You know about all this hardware micro-device mumbo jumbo... :-D


                  Hawaian shirts and shorts work too in Summer. People assume you're either a complete nut (in which case not a worthy target) or so damn good you don't need to worry about camouflage... -Anna-Jayne Metcalfe on Paintballing

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                  My nephew used to be in a Star Trek club when he was younger, but there was another one near by that took it seriously... Once they had a 45 minute lecture on warp engine theory :~ Elaine (nervous fluffy tigress) The tigress is here :-D

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                  • L Lost User

                    My nephew used to be in a Star Trek club when he was younger, but there was another one near by that took it seriously... Once they had a 45 minute lecture on warp engine theory :~ Elaine (nervous fluffy tigress) The tigress is here :-D

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                    Trollslayer wrote: Once they had a 45 minute lecture on warp engine theory What's so funny ? I gave a talk at a local chamber of commerce on the Ferengi rules of acquisition last year. Amazingly very few people found it funny. :-) A couple of people were rolling arround laughing, while the majority looked on in a bewildered state. :~ Regardz Colin J Davies

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                    • D David Stone

                      So while I'm here in the South (Alabama right now) on vacation, I've been trying to pay attention to family and stay away from the computer for the most part. however, when I went to check my e-mail today, I found something I thought I'd share. Now, I normally get all that enlargement and pr0n spam that comes in, but this was totally different: From: To: David Stone Subject: Dimensional Warp Generator Needed lrt afa Greetings, We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply. I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is (Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you $5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area. 1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series wrist watch with z80 or better memory adapter. If in stock the AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be great if reliable models are available 2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete jumper/auxiliary system 3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup. 4. I will also pay for Schematics, layouts, and designs directly from the manufature which can be used to build this equipment from readily available parts. If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000. Email his details to me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com Please do not reply directly back to this email as it will only be bounced back to you. Anybody seen one of these around? Roger? You know about all this hardware micro-device mumbo jumbo... :-D


                      Hawaian shirts and shorts work too in Summer. People assume you're either a complete nut (in which case not a worthy target) or so damn good you don't need to worry about camouflage... -Anna-Jayne Metcalfe on Paintballing

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                      Have you seen this[^]? Bart

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