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  • P PIEBALDconsult

    Not effective, though. Maybe ask, "is that a pot of petunias?"

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    OriginalGriff
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    Oh no, not again! :-D

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      Oh no, not again! :-D

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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      honey the codewitch
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      "Y'arrrrrgh" explained Aghrajag

      Check out my IoT graphics library here: https://honeythecodewitch.com/gfx And my IoT UI/User Experience library here: https://honeythecodewitch.com/uix

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      • H honey the codewitch

        On the way down as he passed the 10th floor a guy leaned out and asked, "How's it going?" The man said, "So far, so good." I didn't bring a coat.

        Check out my IoT graphics library here: https://honeythecodewitch.com/gfx And my IoT UI/User Experience library here: https://honeythecodewitch.com/uix

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        Daniel Pfeffer
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        The story of my life... :sigh:

        Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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        • D Daniel Pfeffer

          The story of my life... :sigh:

          Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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          honey the codewitch
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          You find yourself falling out 20 story windows a lot, do you? :~

          Check out my IoT graphics library here: https://honeythecodewitch.com/gfx And my IoT UI/User Experience library here: https://honeythecodewitch.com/uix

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          • H honey the codewitch

            On the way down as he passed the 10th floor a guy leaned out and asked, "How's it going?" The man said, "So far, so good." I didn't bring a coat.

            Check out my IoT graphics library here: https://honeythecodewitch.com/gfx And my IoT UI/User Experience library here: https://honeythecodewitch.com/uix

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            trønderen
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            Little girl living on the 20th floor: "Mommy, little brother just fell out of the window, and he is getting smaller and smaller and ... Wow! Now he got big again!"

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            • T trønderen

              Little girl living on the 20th floor: "Mommy, little brother just fell out of the window, and he is getting smaller and smaller and ... Wow! Now he got big again!"

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              dandy72
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              That's...dark. I like it!

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              • H honey the codewitch

                You find yourself falling out 20 story windows a lot, do you? :~

                Check out my IoT graphics library here: https://honeythecodewitch.com/gfx And my IoT UI/User Experience library here: https://honeythecodewitch.com/uix

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                Daniel Pfeffer
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                No, I find myself saying "so far, so good" a lot.

                Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                • T trønderen

                  Little girl living on the 20th floor: "Mommy, little brother just fell out of the window, and he is getting smaller and smaller and ... Wow! Now he got big again!"

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                  Daniel Pfeffer
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                  He was a bouncing baby boy?

                  Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                  • D Daniel Pfeffer

                    He was a bouncing baby boy?

                    Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                    Mircea Neacsu
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                    Mommy: "Dear, are you sure that's little Rorschach you see down there?"

                    Mircea

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                    • P PIEBALDconsult

                      Sure, but see, the 10th floor guy should have distracted him so he'd forget to hit the ground.

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                      Lost User
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                      I am probably one of the oldest participants here. Just to make sure - "funnies" likes this one used to be called " 10 year old jokes " and for those who do not read well and just suspect that met a person in grade school - 10 years old. So here is couple of my favorite 10 year old jokes: " How do you catch a tiger ?" catch two and let one go " How do you catch a rabbit ?" put salt on his tail

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                      • Mircea NeacsuM Mircea Neacsu

                        Mommy: "Dear, are you sure that's little Rorschach you see down there?"

                        Mircea

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                        trønderen
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                        That comment is blacker than I ever expected.

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                        • T trønderen

                          That comment is blacker than I ever expected.

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                          Mircea Neacsu
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                          You want it darker - we kill the flame :) Leonard Cohen - You Want It Darker (Audio) - YouTube[^]

                          Mircea

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                          • D Daniel Pfeffer

                            No, I find myself saying "so far, so good" a lot.

                            Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                            Nelek
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                            Daniel Pfeffer wrote:

                            No, I find myself saying "so far, so good" a lot.

                            Better than saying: "Do not say anything, it could be worse"

                            M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                            • H honey the codewitch

                              On the way down as he passed the 10th floor a guy leaned out and asked, "How's it going?" The man said, "So far, so good." I didn't bring a coat.

                              Check out my IoT graphics library here: https://honeythecodewitch.com/gfx And my IoT UI/User Experience library here: https://honeythecodewitch.com/uix

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                              Mike Hankey
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                              It ain't the fall that kills you, it's that sudden stop!

                              I don't think before I open my mouth, I like to be as surprised a everyone else. PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

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