Anyone got Windows 11 23H2 update?
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chaos, mayhem and rivers of blood.
CI/CD = Continuous Impediment/Continuous Despair
Yes, expect chaos! I don't know what it was, but a couple of days ago my laptop started making noises whenever it went into sleep mode. At first, I couldn't figure out where it was coming from. I opened my door and looked outside. I could swear I was hearing gusts of wind, but there was no wind. Then, I realized the noise was coming from my laptop. I can't tell if it's some sort of virus/malware, or if it's a feature implemented by Microsoft. If it's Microsoft, then it's the most stupid thing I've ever seen Microsoft do, and that's saying a lot. There's no shortage of stupidity when it comes to Microsoft. Why would I want my laptop to make breathing sounds as though it were actually sleeping? What's next? Snoring? Will the next update cause my laptop to scream upon exiting Windows?
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Yes, expect chaos! I don't know what it was, but a couple of days ago my laptop started making noises whenever it went into sleep mode. At first, I couldn't figure out where it was coming from. I opened my door and looked outside. I could swear I was hearing gusts of wind, but there was no wind. Then, I realized the noise was coming from my laptop. I can't tell if it's some sort of virus/malware, or if it's a feature implemented by Microsoft. If it's Microsoft, then it's the most stupid thing I've ever seen Microsoft do, and that's saying a lot. There's no shortage of stupidity when it comes to Microsoft. Why would I want my laptop to make breathing sounds as though it were actually sleeping? What's next? Snoring? Will the next update cause my laptop to scream upon exiting Windows?
Steve Raw wrote:
I can't tell if it's some sort of virus/malware, or if it's a feature implemented by Microsoft.
I thought lately it was more or less the same...
M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Steve Raw wrote:
I can't tell if it's some sort of virus/malware, or if it's a feature implemented by Microsoft.
I thought lately it was more or less the same...
M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
That's what makes it so difficult. I have to ask myself, is Microsoft really that dumb? They must be. I've been looking everywhere to figure out what it is and how to turn it off. It only comes on when my laptop goes into sleep mode. If it were a virus/malware, then I have to wonder. Who is dumb enough to make such a stupid thing? Either way, one thing that I am sure of is that we have an idiot on the loose, somewhere out there. Finding out who that imbecile is would be like searching for a needle in a haystack.
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That's what makes it so difficult. I have to ask myself, is Microsoft really that dumb? They must be. I've been looking everywhere to figure out what it is and how to turn it off. It only comes on when my laptop goes into sleep mode. If it were a virus/malware, then I have to wonder. Who is dumb enough to make such a stupid thing? Either way, one thing that I am sure of is that we have an idiot on the loose, somewhere out there. Finding out who that imbecile is would be like searching for a needle in a haystack.
Steve Raw wrote:
It only comes on when my laptop goes into sleep mode.
Suddenly from the very beginning? Maybe the fans? I remember having a friend with similar complains and in his case was a problem of temperature. In the moment he closed the lid the sleeping mode was not switching everything "off", so it became hotter and the fans started to yell.
M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Steve Raw wrote:
It only comes on when my laptop goes into sleep mode.
Suddenly from the very beginning? Maybe the fans? I remember having a friend with similar complains and in his case was a problem of temperature. In the moment he closed the lid the sleeping mode was not switching everything "off", so it became hotter and the fans started to yell.
M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
Nelek wrote:
Suddenly from the very beginning? Maybe the fans? I remember having a friend with similar complains and in his case was a problem of temperature. In the moment he closed the lid the sleeping mode was not switching everything "off", so it became hotter and the fans started to yell.
I know for sure that the sound is coming from my speakers. I turned the system sound off and was no longer able to hear it. It sounds just like someone sleeping. You can hear it breathe and then it pauses for a few seconds. It repeats indefinitely as though it's on a loop.
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Nelek wrote:
Suddenly from the very beginning? Maybe the fans? I remember having a friend with similar complains and in his case was a problem of temperature. In the moment he closed the lid the sleeping mode was not switching everything "off", so it became hotter and the fans started to yell.
I know for sure that the sound is coming from my speakers. I turned the system sound off and was no longer able to hear it. It sounds just like someone sleeping. You can hear it breathe and then it pauses for a few seconds. It repeats indefinitely as though it's on a loop.
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Nelek wrote:
Suddenly from the very beginning? Maybe the fans? I remember having a friend with similar complains and in his case was a problem of temperature. In the moment he closed the lid the sleeping mode was not switching everything "off", so it became hotter and the fans started to yell.
I know for sure that the sound is coming from my speakers. I turned the system sound off and was no longer able to hear it. It sounds just like someone sleeping. You can hear it breathe and then it pauses for a few seconds. It repeats indefinitely as though it's on a loop.
Ok... that's weird. I remember hearing the radio in the interphone of my old school during the night... the first time I hear it I was smoking a joint and I thought I was having auditive allucinations :laugh: :laugh: And it was damned consistant... everynight, the whole night.
M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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What to expect?
"If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization." ― Gerald Weinberg
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Yes, expect chaos! I don't know what it was, but a couple of days ago my laptop started making noises whenever it went into sleep mode. At first, I couldn't figure out where it was coming from. I opened my door and looked outside. I could swear I was hearing gusts of wind, but there was no wind. Then, I realized the noise was coming from my laptop. I can't tell if it's some sort of virus/malware, or if it's a feature implemented by Microsoft. If it's Microsoft, then it's the most stupid thing I've ever seen Microsoft do, and that's saying a lot. There's no shortage of stupidity when it comes to Microsoft. Why would I want my laptop to make breathing sounds as though it were actually sleeping? What's next? Snoring? Will the next update cause my laptop to scream upon exiting Windows?
you have got to be kidding me! wait one..... okay, it's not april 1. Seriously, it makes SLEEPING noises? That has got to be some punking code that got missed by QA.
Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.
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What to expect?
"If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization." ― Gerald Weinberg
The verdict is still pending :) I updated it from Windows 10 so for me a lot of changes but the nw thing is windows copilot which good as it internally uses GPT4 so may be I will cancel my Chat GPT plus subscription :)
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So everything in normal then... :)
"If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization." ― Gerald Weinberg
Yes, it's Windows nothing more to say.
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you have got to be kidding me! wait one..... okay, it's not april 1. Seriously, it makes SLEEPING noises? That has got to be some punking code that got missed by QA.
Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.
charlieg wrote:
That has got to be some punking code that got missed by QA.
Or that came with copy+paste from the Q&A :rolleyes: ;) :laugh:
M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Yes, expect chaos! I don't know what it was, but a couple of days ago my laptop started making noises whenever it went into sleep mode. At first, I couldn't figure out where it was coming from. I opened my door and looked outside. I could swear I was hearing gusts of wind, but there was no wind. Then, I realized the noise was coming from my laptop. I can't tell if it's some sort of virus/malware, or if it's a feature implemented by Microsoft. If it's Microsoft, then it's the most stupid thing I've ever seen Microsoft do, and that's saying a lot. There's no shortage of stupidity when it comes to Microsoft. Why would I want my laptop to make breathing sounds as though it were actually sleeping? What's next? Snoring? Will the next update cause my laptop to scream upon exiting Windows?
Does the computer also pant when running a heavy program? Breath heavily when displaying pr0n? :)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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chaos, mayhem and rivers of blood.
CI/CD = Continuous Impediment/Continuous Despair
I was hoping for rivers of lava, not blood.
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What to expect?
"If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization." ― Gerald Weinberg
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Yes, it's Windows nothing more to say.
Is that cynicism still warranted? I manage several industrial automation networks. We did have to do a lot of work for the DCOM hardening changes that were rolled out over the past 18 months. But other than that I cannot remember having breaking changes in many years.
